I'd like to share with you all my experience with Jesus. Jesus came into my life a couple of years ago, when I finally accepted him. Since then, my life has been much better. When I'm sad, Jesus comforts me. When I'm happy, Jesus shares my joy. Jesus is always there for me. He's never too busy, or too tired, to guide and protect me. My life was horrible until I found Jesus, and I'm thankful every day since that Jesus entered my life. Damn, I hope he doesn't get deported. The lawn would be a disaster without him.