My guns have killed fewer than Ted Kennedy's car

[random3434]

Now, back ON topic. What say you?

Is it or is it not true that GUNS kill people?

Huh?

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Cute! You set her up, and she knocks them out!

 

[JenT]

Gotta get some of the pent-up "shit" and "fuck" and so forth outta my system.

Watch this:

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You see, that is far more similar to how I talk in real life.

but...I get a visual whenever I read stuff

OH MY EYES!

 

[JenT]

Now, back ON topic. What say you?

Is it or is it not true that GUNS kill people?

Huh?

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Cute! You set her up, and she knocks them out!

Hi Echo! do I know you? If not, (waving sweetly)

 

[xotoxi]

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Why are you posting such a vulgar picture?

 

[random3434]

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Cute! You set her up, and she knocks them out!

Hi Echo! do I know you? If not, (waving sweetly)

Don't I look familiar to you? You sold me my bikini, remember?

 

[Liability]

Now, back ON topic. What say you?

Is it or is it not true that GUNS kill people?

Huh?

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Point fuckin' blank and yet you MISS?

Damn. And here I was talkin' good stuff about your marksmanship.

Fuck this shit.

You're on your own from now on, lady.

 

[JenT]

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Why are you posting such a vulgar picture?

Because Liability asked me if guns kill and (gasp) we haven't heard from him since...ooops

 

[Liability]

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Why are you posting such a vulgar picture?

Because Liability asked me if guns kill and (gasp) we haven't heard from him since...ooops

Guns, maybe. YOUR guns, apparently not.

 

[Missourian]

sooooooooooooo I'm new here...lol, how come my freshly posted first topic began with "old" next to it?

That refers to your age.

wow, look at all the smilies!

(putting my guns down for a few, I got new toys)

Smilies we should have but don't:

Ok, you caught me, we don't need all the gun smilies....I was caught up in the spirit of your post.​

Welcome to the board!​

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[xotoxi]

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Why are you posting such a vulgar picture?

Because Liability asked me if guns kill and (gasp) we haven't heard from him since...ooops

But you and I know what that picture represents.

...rather WHO is represents...

 

[JenT]

Now, back ON topic. What say you?

Is it or is it not true that GUNS kill people?

Huh?

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Point fuckin' blank and yet you MISS?

Damn. And here I was talkin' good stuff about your marksmanship.

Fuck this shit.

You're on your own from now on, lady.

check again, ya got blood on your tunic

oh wait, is that lipstick?

 

[Liability]

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Point fuckin' blank and yet you MISS?

Damn. And here I was talkin' good stuff about your marksmanship.

Fuck this shit.

You're on your own from now on, lady.

check again, ya got blood on your tunic

oh wait, is that lipstick?

No, babe. It's a reflection from you blushing for having missed such a fat target at such close range.

 

[xotoxi]

I dunno, lemme try

are ya still suckin wind?

Point fuckin' blank and yet you MISS?

Damn. And here I was talkin' good stuff about your marksmanship.

Fuck this shit.

You're on your own from now on, lady.

check again, ya got blood on your tunic

oh wait, is that lipstick?

I think actually it is menstruation.

 

[JenT]

Thanks Missourian!

the TRUTH is, though, I only use guns when everything else fails

 

[Liability]

Point fuckin' blank and yet you MISS?

Damn. And here I was talkin' good stuff about your marksmanship.

Fuck this shit.

You're on your own from now on, lady.

check again, ya got blood on your tunic

oh wait, is that lipstick?

I think actually it is menstruation.

I've heard of projectile vomiting, but if you are projectile menstruating, xotoxic, you NEED a tampon in a big bad way.

 

[JenT]

Point fuckin' blank and yet you MISS?

Damn. And here I was talkin' good stuff about your marksmanship.

Fuck this shit.

You're on your own from now on, lady.

check again, ya got blood on your tunic

oh wait, is that lipstick?

No, babe. It's a reflection from you blushing for having missed such a fat target at such close range.

but I never miss or hesitate

I just need more controls

 

[JenT]

check again, ya got blood on your tunic

oh wait, is that lipstick?

I think actually it is menstruation.

I've heard of projectile vomiting, but if you are projectile menstruating, xotoxic, you NEED a tampon in a big bad way.

PFFFFFFFFFFT OH I think I'm going to love it here!

lololololol

(maybe I should read the rules)

 

[Liability]

I think actually it is menstruation.

I've heard of projectile vomiting, but if you are projectile menstruating, xotoxic, you NEED a tampon in a big bad way.

PFFFFFFFFFFT OH I think I'm going to love it here!

lololololol

(maybe I should read the rules)

Their rules are actually purdy cool.

Gunny runs a fair ship. And I do mean FAIR!

The libs are generally batshit crazy, of course, but that just means that libs will be libs.

 

[Diuretic]

Teachers with guns is okay if the teachers are properly trained. And equipped. That means they should have radios, ballistic vests and helmets, proper firepower and they should know how to make decisions in an active shooter environment. Heck they'll want more money for it too

 

[Liability]

Teachers with guns is okay if the teachers are properly trained. And equipped. That means they should have radios, ballistic vests and helmets, proper firepower and they should know how to make decisions in an active shooter environment. Heck they'll want more money for it too

Teachers armed with guns should be under orders not to even clear leather unless the situation is dire. In that unlikely and extremely rare event, there's no need for any of that other equipment. Aim for center body mass and light 'em up.

Imagine Columbine but with only the fucking those whacko gunmen fucktards as numbered amongst the dead.