My grandfathers LIED to me!!!

[xotoxi]

When we used to visit my grandfather with the French last name in Massachusetts, and we would look out at the ocean, he always told me that if I looked really closely, I could see France.

When we used to visit my grandfather with the English last name in Maine, and we would look out at the ocean, he always told me that if I looked really closely, I could see England.

But today, I discovered the truth with the help of Google Earth.

When I look out at the ocean from my town in Maine, if I look really closely, I can see Guyana.

THOSE BASTARDS!!!

 

[Mad Scientist]

I can see November from my house!

 

[Blagger]

I can see the Sun and the Moon from my house. Though not at the same time, obviously.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

When I'm on a beach I can see Rio, in my heart

 

[JBeukema]

From my front yard, I can see Mexico....




my neighbor's dog just took a crap

 

[Baruch Menachem]

I can see the Sun and the Moon from my house. Though not at the same time, obviously.

Sometimes you can, you just have to know where to look and have your eyes open

 

[Big Black Dog]

Right now, all I see from my yard is corn. Lots and lots of corn. However, that is going to change pretty soon.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Right now, all I see from my yard is corn. Lots and lots of corn. However, that is going to change pretty soon.

Ooooh.

Can you send me some?

 

[JBeukema]

Corn is yummy....

 

[RadiomanATL]

Corn is yummy....

Buttered and grilled.....


So you need my address or something?

 

[JBeukema]

I have your address. As Minister of Agitprop, I have access to all our subscribers' information

 

[RadiomanATL]

I have your address. As Minister of Agitprop, I have access to all our subscribers' information

So send me corn!

 

[JBeukema]

Sorry, we are out of corn, as moronic moonbats used it all to make ethanol because they know nothing about the reality of alt fuels. We hope you will find the enclosed Korn an acceptable substitute.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Sorry, we are out of corn, as moronic moonbats used it all to make ethanol because they know nothing about the reality of alt fuels. We hope you will find the enclosed Korn an acceptable substitute.

I can't grill KoRn. I can only grill corn.

*grumble*

 

[JBeukema]

flame-broiled