my friends: the 1st female president ought not be Kamala or Pocahontas, but Ivanka! don't laugh!

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Ivanka once flew to south america to meet with a developer then spent several tense days negotiating a 2.6 million square foot property, coming home with one of the best deals President Trump has ever seen

 

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not empowering women to lead us is a threat to national security, my friends!

 

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"Ivanka Trump’s plan pledges $50 million of USAID money to pull 50 million women from poverty"

*Pulls out calculator*

Yeah, that's $1 per woman

 

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once you've seen a woman take her bra off without removing her shirt, it makes more sense why they should be in charge of things

 

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Dear Ivanka,

Since you truly believe "people want to work for what they get," I look forward to your future approval of a 100% Estate Tax.

Sincerely, People who have to work

 

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"I support a minimum wage. I do not however believe in a minimum guarantee for people “unwilling to work” which was the question asked of me" - Ivanka

 

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relax democrats, the 1st female president is coming soon!