My favorite Rodney Dangerfield

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    Two drunks are walking down the street when they see a dog lying on the side of the road licking himself

    One drunk turns to the other and says "Damn...I wish I could do that"

    The other drunk says "Why don't you pet him? Maybe he'll let ya"
     
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    Best all time Rodney Dangerfield movie is still "Back to School" IMHO.

    Love the classic one liner... When I die, I'm going to have my body donated to science... FICTION!
     
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    My dogs favorite bone is in my arm
     
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    "I went to McDonalds the other day. They told me I didn't deserve a break."
     
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    I don't know about my wife....(adjusts tie)

    Last night I fell asleep with a cigarette in my mouth.........




    She lit it!
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1CfcEaF2sI]YouTube - Sam Kinnison Sings to Rodney Dangerfield[/ame]
     
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    "My wife likes to talk to me during sex. The other night she called me from the motel."

    His last joke, delivered when a reporter asked him how long he would be in the hospital when he last went in for surgery: "If everything goes okay, about three days. If not, about an hour and a half."
     
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    I don't know about my parents....I think they hated me

    When I was a kid, my bath toys were ..........a toaster and a blender
     

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