My favorite Rodney Dangerfield

[rightwinger]

Two drunks are walking down the street when they see a dog lying on the side of the road licking himself

One drunk turns to the other and says "Damn...I wish I could do that"

The other drunk says "Why don't you pet him? Maybe he'll let ya"

 

[Big Fitz]

Best all time Rodney Dangerfield movie is still "Back to School" IMHO.

Love the classic one liner... When I die, I'm going to have my body donated to science... FICTION!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

My dogs favorite bone is in my arm

 

[Mr Natural]

"I went to McDonalds the other day. They told me I didn't deserve a break."

 

[rightwinger]

I don't know about my wife....(adjusts tie)

Last night I fell asleep with a cigarette in my mouth.........




She lit it!

 

[Mr. H.]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1CfcEaF2sI]YouTube - Sam Kinnison Sings to Rodney Dangerfield[/ame]

 

[LuckyDan]

"My wife likes to talk to me during sex. The other night she called me from the motel."

His last joke, delivered when a reporter asked him how long he would be in the hospital when he last went in for surgery: "If everything goes okay, about three days. If not, about an hour and a half."

 

[rightwinger]

I don't know about my parents....I think they hated me

When I was a kid, my bath toys were ..........a toaster and a blender