My Father

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    I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 80). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

    My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.

    When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
    “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

    In classic style he responded without batting an eye.

    “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
     
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    I've always liked that joke...
     

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