The stupid will be punished. Cops: Man playing real-life 'Frogger' hit by SUV Read that again. Cops: Man playing real-life 'Frogger' hit by SUV - U.S. news - Weird news - msnbc.com AP CLEMSON, S.C. A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game "Frogger." Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday. In the "Frogger" arcade game, players move frogs through traffic on a busy road and through a hazard-filled river. Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends. Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled "go" and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway. No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released. gee, I wonder why? He was in stable condition Monday night. Seems my Dad was on to something there. The jokes just write themselves. Pos rep for anyone that makes me .