My cousin invited me to a cookout at her house for Labor Day and I asked her

[fbj]

what can I contribute? She said "The Grill, Burgers, and hamburgers rolls?"


She said the Grill is on sale at Walmart but that was a weird fucking invitation lol

 

[mdk]

It sounds like your cousin has invited you into buying all the food for her shindig. lol

 

[Papageorgio]

fbj, that is probably the only invite you will get. If you don't want to sit home alone, you need to jump on it.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Sounds like some interesting family dynamics there....

 

[fbj]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

 

[Statistikhengst]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

 

[fbj]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

 

[DarkFury]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

Stats boy friend.

 

[Auld Phart]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

I think it was this guy.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

uhuh....

 

[Statistikhengst]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

Stats boy friend.

Only in your wet-dreams, baby huey.

 

[hjmick]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

I think it was this guy.

That's Kilroy...

 

[Sonny Clark]

what can I contribute? She said "The Grill, Burgers, and hamburgers rolls?"


She said the Grill is on sale at Walmart but that was a weird fucking invitation lol

Well, did you learn a lesson about asking what you might contribute when invited to a cookout? At least you know better than to ask a question like that in the future.

Call her back and suggest that the cookout take place at your house since you're furnishing everything but chips and dip. Also, tell her to bring her checkbook just incase someone has to make a beer run. That should do it.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

I think it was this guy.

That's Kilroy...

Kirby's adventurous cousin, twice removed.

 

[Statistikhengst]

what can I contribute? She said "The Grill, Burgers, and hamburgers rolls?"


She said the Grill is on sale at Walmart but that was a weird fucking invitation lol

Well, did you learn a lesson about asking what you might contribute when invited to a cookout? At least you know better than to ask a question like that in the future.

Call her back and suggest that the cookout take place at your house since you're furnishing everything but chips and dip. Also, tell her to bring her checkbook just incase someone has to make a beer run. That should do it.

They can just use his car engine to grill everything. Wrap that stuff up in aluminium foil, put it under the hood and take a road trip. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

 

[JOSweetHeart]

To me, you should tell your cousin that if she is not going to contribute anything, then she is on her own.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[Auld Phart]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

I think it was this guy.

That's Kilroy...

Kilroy, Killjoy, Kirby...

all the same to me.

:O)

 

[Sonny Clark]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

Kirby is the party guy that cleans up after everyone leaves. He's really good too. Ask JR about Kirby.

 

[fbj]

what can I contribute? She said "The Grill, Burgers, and hamburgers rolls?"


She said the Grill is on sale at Walmart but that was a weird fucking invitation lol

Well, did you learn a lesson about asking what you might contribute when invited to a cookout? At least you know better than to ask a question like that in the future.

Call her back and suggest that the cookout take place at your house since you're furnishing everything but chips and dip. Also, tell her to bring her checkbook just incase someone has to make a beer run. That should do it.

I don't like that it's on Labor Day which is a day I like to sit around in my drawls and watch TV

Wish it was sat or sun

 

[Auld Phart]

Good thing I got the bonus at the job

Yes, that bonus seems very important to you.

Are you aware of how well Kirby vaccuum cleaners can suck up stuff?

Who the fuck is Kirby?

Kirby is the party guy that cleans up after everyone leaves. He's really good too. Ask JR about Kirby.

I remember Durward Kirby, and Kirby Grant...

But not just Kirby.