My 4 year old son purchased his first gun today...

[xotoxi]

He's pretty excited!

 

[Xenophon]

Did he also buy you a shirt with a bull's eye on it?

 

[xotoxi]

Did he also buy you a shirt with a bull's eye on it?

No! DUH!

He didn't have enough money to buy a shirt.

 

[Xenophon]

Maybe for Christmas...

 

[rdean]

He's pretty excited!

I hope it was an assault weapon. Let's hope he learns how to use it wisely. What school do you plan to send him to? Hope the students are nice to him.

Show and tell should be a riot. Don't forget the bullets.

Make sure you teach him how to clean it. A dirty gun is an unsafe gun.

Never play "pogo". Bad idea.

 

[AllieBaba]

My boys got their first bb guns at 5.

My current batch won't be getting anything that fires projectiles until they're 30.

 

[xotoxi]

He's pretty excited!

I hope it was an assault weapon. Let's hope he learns how to use it wisely. What school do you plan to send him to? Hope the students are nice to him.

It's a pistol. Really small. Fits in his pocket.

 

[dilloduck]

That crossbow just didn't have enough 'bang' to it I guess.

 

[xotoxi]

My boys got their first bb guns at 5.

My current batch won't be getting anything that fires projectiles until they're 30.

What? Are you a cat?

You are having batches of boys?

I usually call them litters, but if you call them batches...alright.

 

[AllieBaba]

I call them litters, too. My first litter is grown, married, having babies of their own, going to school, one is in the National Guard and heading to Iraq.

My second litter is 6 & 7.

 

[AllieBaba]

My brother did the same thing...raised his oldest, and once he was graduated, started another family.

 

[xotoxi]

I call them litters, too. My first litter is grown, married, having babies of their own, going to school, one is in the National Guard and heading to Iraq.

My second litter is 6 & 7.

OIC. Big gap between, sounds like.

 

[rdean]

He's pretty excited!

I hope it was an assault weapon. Let's hope he learns how to use it wisely. What school do you plan to send him to? Hope the students are nice to him.

It's a pistol. Really small. Fits in his pocket.

Good, you can hide it. Put it in his lunch box. Surprise him.

 

[xotoxi]

I hope it was an assault weapon. Let's hope he learns how to use it wisely. What school do you plan to send him to? Hope the students are nice to him.

It's a pistol. Really small. Fits in his pocket.

Good, you can hide it. Put it in his lunch box. Surprise him.

He can attach keys to it.

 

[geauxtohell]

LOL.

What kind of gun, Xotoxi?

 

[xotoxi]

LOL.

What kind of gun, Xotoxi?

Small keychain gun.

50 cents out of one of those gumball dispensers that spits out shitty piece of crap toys.

This one seems to be of good quality. It's metal.

 

[Phoenix]

Small keychain gun.

50 cents out of one of those gumball dispensers that spits out shitty piece of crap toys.

This one seems to be of good quality. It's metal.

Lots of paint, made in China?

Good purchase. Kids like the taste of lead in their paint.

 

[hjmick]

Made in China, painted with lead.

 

[geauxtohell]

LOL.

What kind of gun, Xotoxi?

Small keychain gun.

50 cents out of one of those gumball dispensers that spits out shitty piece of crap toys.

This one seems to be of good quality. It's metal.

LOL.

Funny the people that jumped to all sorts of conclusions before asking that simple question.

 

[DiveCon]

LOL.

What kind of gun, Xotoxi?

Small keychain gun.

50 cents out of one of those gumball dispensers that spits out shitty piece of crap toys.

This one seems to be of good quality. It's metal.

better be careful, his school might have one of those stupid "zero tolerance" deals(ya know, zero common sense)