My 10,000th post...

[Big Black Dog]

This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000​

All of a sudden, I feel like - you know - that feeling you get when you pass gas unnoticed or peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

I'd like to thank all the little people, my wife, My God, and whoever invented the internet. I will try to wear this honor with dignity starting one day next week.

That is all.​

 

[xotoxi]

This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000​

All of a sudden, I feel like - you know - that feeling you get when you pass gas unnoticed or peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

I'd like to thank all the little people, my wife, My God, and whoever invented the internet. I will try to wear this honor with dignity starting one day next week.

That is all.​

That's why I always wear light colored pants...so my pee always gets a good laugh.

Plus, the light colored material helps to accentuate the brownness of my shart.

 

[Big Black Dog]

This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000​

All of a sudden, I feel like - you know - that feeling you get when you pass gas unnoticed or peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

I'd like to thank all the little people, my wife, My God, and whoever invented the internet. I will try to wear this honor with dignity starting one day next week.

That is all.​

That's why I always wear light colored pants...so my pee always gets a good laugh.

Plus, the light colored material helps to accentuate the brownness of my shart.

White in the summer time, huh? But then again, you being a doctor and all, you probably wear white all the time... (Lab coat). Do you wear clothes under your lab coat? I went to see my doctor today and he wasn't wearing anything under his lab coat. When he talked about wanting to do a rectal, I left.

 

[xsited1]

This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000​

...

Now I can talk to you. Before, I would just fart in your general direction.

 

[xotoxi]

This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000​

All of a sudden, I feel like - you know - that feeling you get when you pass gas unnoticed or peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

I'd like to thank all the little people, my wife, My God, and whoever invented the internet. I will try to wear this honor with dignity starting one day next week.

That is all.​

That's why I always wear light colored pants...so my pee always gets a good laugh.

Plus, the light colored material helps to accentuate the brownness of my shart.

White in the summer time, huh? But then again, you being a doctor and all, you probably wear white all the time... (Lab coat). Do you wear clothes under your lab coat? I went to see my doctor today and he wasn't wearing anything under his lab coat. When he talked about wanting to do a rectal, I left.

I didn't know that veterinarians performed rectals.

 

[Valerie]

I never understood the obsession with the thread count.

 

[Valerie]

Post count thread count, whatever...That too!

 

[mudwhistle]

This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000​

All of a sudden, I feel like - you know - that feeling you get when you pass gas unnoticed or peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

I'd like to thank all the little people, my wife, My God, and whoever invented the internet. I will try to wear this honor with dignity starting one day next week.

That is all.​

It's like when the Dems threw a party for 4000 combat deaths in Iraq.

Party time. BYOB

 

[Rat in the Hat]

This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000​

All of a sudden, I feel like - you know - that feeling you get when you pass gas unnoticed or peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

I'd like to thank all the little people, my wife, My God, and whoever invented the internet. I will try to wear this honor with dignity starting one day next week.

That is all.​

You got 10,000 posts and 500 rep points on the same day?

 

[syrenn]

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Congrats.

I remember getting my first 10,000 posts on a message board.

Then I got a life.

If only I could remember where I put it.

 

[Ringel05]

This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000​

All of a sudden, I feel like - you know - that feeling you get when you pass gas unnoticed or peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

I'd like to thank all the little people, my wife, My God, and whoever invented the internet. I will try to wear this honor with dignity starting one day next week.

That is all.​

Sheesh! Get a life.........

 

[shintao]

I never understood the obsession with the thread count.

Quality is more important than quanity. You usually learn that on your first date.



Anyway, Happy 10,000 Duggie Dogger!!! You should get a gold watch or something for that kind of dedication.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I never understood the obsession with the thread count.

Quality is more important than quanity. You usually learn that on your first date.



Anyway, Happy 10,000 Duggie Dogger!!! You should get a gold watch or something for that kind of dedication.

Maybe a bunch of you guys could get together and stop by today to wash and wax my truck... Just a thought.

 

[Valerie]

I never understood the obsession with the thread count.

Quality is more important than quanity. You usually learn that on your first date.



Anyway, Happy 10,000 Duggie Dogger!!! You should get a gold watch or something for that kind of dedication.

Maybe a bunch of you guys could get together and stop by today to wash and wax my truck... Just a thought.

Sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your milestone moment last night...


Good for you, BBD/CD!

 

[xsited1]

I never understood the obsession with the thread count.

Quality is more important than quanity. You usually learn that on your first date.



Anyway, Happy 10,000 Duggie Dogger!!! You should get a gold watch or something for that kind of dedication.

Maybe a bunch of you guys could get together and stop by today to wash and wax my truck... Just a thought.

You want guys to wash your truck?

See, I would've asked that girls in bikinis wash my truck, but that's just me.

 

[Ringel05]

Quality is more important than quanity. You usually learn that on your first date.



Anyway, Happy 10,000 Duggie Dogger!!! You should get a gold watch or something for that kind of dedication.

Maybe a bunch of you guys could get together and stop by today to wash and wax my truck... Just a thought.

You want guys to wash your truck?

See, I would've asked that girls in bikinis wash my truck, but that's just me.

Careful what you ask for, ya just might get it.