My 10,000th post...

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    This is it!!!! Post Number 10,000

    All of a sudden, I feel like - you know - that feeling you get when you pass gas unnoticed or peeing in your pants while wearing a dark suit. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

    I'd like to thank all the little people, my wife, My God, and whoever invented the internet. I will try to wear this honor with dignity starting one day next week.

    That is all.​
     
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    That's why I always wear light colored pants...so my pee always gets a good laugh.

    Plus, the light colored material helps to accentuate the brownness of my shart.
     
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    White in the summer time, huh? But then again, you being a doctor and all, you probably wear white all the time... (Lab coat). Do you wear clothes under your lab coat? I went to see my doctor today and he wasn't wearing anything under his lab coat. When he talked about wanting to do a rectal, I left.:eek:
     
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    Now I can talk to you. Before, I would just fart in your general direction.
     
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    I didn't know that veterinarians performed rectals.
     
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    I never understood the obsession with the thread count.
     
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    Post count thread count, whatever...That too! :lol:
     
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    It's like when the Dems threw a party for 4000 combat deaths in Iraq.

    Party time. BYOB
     
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    You got 10,000 posts and 500 rep points on the same day?

     
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