Muslims

[Sandy73]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
> > commit
> > > suicide.
> > >
> > > Let's see now:
> > >
> > > No beer,
> > > No Jesus,
> > > No Walmart,
> > > No television,
> > > No cheerleaders,
> > > No baseball,
> > > No football,
> > > No basketball,
> > > No hockey,
> > > No golf,
> > > No tailgate parties,
> > > No Home Depot,
> > > No pork BBQ,
> > > No hot dogs,
> > > No burgers,
> > > No lobster,
> > > No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
> > > No gumbo,
> > > No jambalaya.
> > >
> > > More than one wife. (Aaaaargh!)
> > > Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
> > >
> > > Constant wailing from the guy next-door,
> > > because he's sick and there are no doctors.
> > >
> > > Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
> > >
> > > No chocolate chip cookies.
> > > No, Christmas.
> > > You can't shave.
> > > Our wives can't shave.
> > >
> > > You can't shower to wash off the smell
> > > of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
> > >
> > > The women have to wear baggy dresses
> > > and veils at all times.
> > >
> > > Your bride is picked by someone else.
> > > She smells just like your donkey.
> > >
> > > Then they tell you that when you die it all
> > > gets better!
> > >
> > > I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?

 

[janeeng]

hahahahah! you think????

 

[5.10 leader]

Careful James, there are several items on that list that could persuade me, and I'm sure others, that perhaps being a Muslim isn't so bad.

To start

No Walmart,
> > > No television,
> > > No cheerleaders,
> > > No baseball,
> > > No football,
> > > No basketball,
> > > No hockey,
> > > No golf,
> > > No .........


:ali:

 

[Jeff]

Hell I think they just woke up & looked in the mirror. If I woke up looking like that, suicide would come to mind.


Jeff