Muslim Cleric Bans Muslimas Touching Bananas & Cucumbers

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    An Islamic cleric has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

    The unnamed sheikh was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these foods, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve. He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.”

    He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

    Continued: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance - Bikya Masr
     
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    Well, pork sausage has been out for a while.
     
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    This just in: Muslima suicide bombers are still permitted to touch sticks of dynamite even if they remind them of penises allahu akbar :clap2:
     

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