murkin vs. Cuban

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    A Redneck walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by, talking very loud in Spanish and wearing a Marlin’s baseball cap and gesticulating like a wind-mill. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is from Miami, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Cuban over there."

    Soon after all the drinks have been handed out, the Cuban gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Muchas Gracias and Sankiu!" in an equally loud voice.

    That infuriates the Redneck. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Cuban. As before, this does not seem to bother the Cuban guy. He continues to smile and again yells, "Sankiu, Ser.”

    The Redneck asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that guy? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except him, and all the stupid idiot does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?".

    "Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
     

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