A young man married a beautiful woman who had divorced 8 husbands. On their wedding night the bride told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "How can that be?" asked the puzzled groom. "Well," she began, "Husband #1, was a Sales Rep. He kept telling me how good it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software. Was never really sure how it was suppose to function but would look into it & get back with me. Husband #3 was from Field Services. Said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted to design a new state-of-the-art method. Number 5 was in Administration. Thought he knew how but wasn't sure it was his job. The Psychiatrist just talked about it. The Gynocologist just looked at it. The Stamp Collector just......Boy, I miss him! But now I've married you. I'm so excited." "Good", said the husband, "but why?" "You're with the Government," she replied. "This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!"