Much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving...

[JGalt]

I'm thankful that Uncle Putin screwed Hillary out of the Presidency and installed Donald Trump in the White House instead. Thank you Uncle Putin. You've protected my right to own a firearm, my right to worship as I choose, my right to not be harassed by the government, my right to be safe from terrorist attacks, and the privilege of not having to listen to that raspy cackling demented post-menopausal ratbag for the next three years.

 

[Stratford57]

Thank you, Lord, for helping Mr. Trump to win and for destroying Deep State evil plans.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I'm thankful that Uncle Putin screwed Hillary out of the Presidency and installed Donald Trump in the White House instead. Thank you Uncle Putin. You've protected my right to own a firearm, my right to worship as I choose, my right to not be harassed by the government, my right to be safe from terrorist attacks, and the privilege of not having to listen to that raspy cackling demented post-menopausal ratbag for the next three years.

I do not know exactly what your Thanksgiving is, I do know that you eat turkey though, so:

 

[AquaAthena]

I'm thankful that Uncle Putin screwed Hillary out of the Presidency and installed Donald Trump in the White House instead. Thank you Uncle Putin. You've protected my right to own a firearm, my right to worship as I choose, my right to not be harassed by the government, my right to be safe from terrorist attacks, and the privilege of not having to listen to that raspy cackling demented post-menopausal ratbag for the next three years.

 

[william the wie]

I'm thankful that Uncle Putin screwed Hillary out of the Presidency and installed Donald Trump in the White House instead. Thank you Uncle Putin. You've protected my right to own a firearm, my right to worship as I choose, my right to not be harassed by the government, my right to be safe from terrorist attacks, and the privilege of not having to listen to that raspy cackling demented post-menopausal ratbag for the next three years.

I do not know exactly what your Thanksgiving is, I do know that you eat turkey though, so:

Lasanga is much better

 

[JGalt]

I'm thankful that Uncle Putin screwed Hillary out of the Presidency and installed Donald Trump in the White House instead. Thank you Uncle Putin. You've protected my right to own a firearm, my right to worship as I choose, my right to not be harassed by the government, my right to be safe from terrorist attacks, and the privilege of not having to listen to that raspy cackling demented post-menopausal ratbag for the next three years.

I do not know exactly what your Thanksgiving is, I do know that you eat turkey though, so:

Lasanga is much better

Much better than crow. There will be lots of it served this Thanksgiving. And humble pie.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I'm thankful that Uncle Putin screwed Hillary out of the Presidency and installed Donald Trump in the White House instead. Thank you Uncle Putin. You've protected my right to own a firearm, my right to worship as I choose, my right to not be harassed by the government, my right to be safe from terrorist attacks, and the privilege of not having to listen to that raspy cackling demented post-menopausal ratbag for the next three years.

I do not know exactly what your Thanksgiving is, I do know that you eat turkey though, so:

Lasanga is much better

Yes it is, but you cannot have fun physically abusing it like you can turkey, you cannot get Lasagne drunk and cram stuff up its ass

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I'm thankful that Uncle Putin screwed Hillary out of the Presidency and installed Donald Trump in the White House instead. Thank you Uncle Putin. You've protected my right to own a firearm, my right to worship as I choose, my right to not be harassed by the government, my right to be safe from terrorist attacks, and the privilege of not having to listen to that raspy cackling demented post-menopausal ratbag for the next three years.

I do not know exactly what your Thanksgiving is, I do know that you eat turkey though, so:

Lasanga is much better

The Revenge of The Turkey: