...stolen from SteynOnline... 
One, two, three four five
Everybody on the train, so come on, let's drive
To the DNC down in Boston
The folks say that tax breaks aid the rich, and I'm really not gonna
Have a platform or a stand on crime
I'm just gonna bash Bush most every time
I like Hillary, Michael M., Terry and Al
What, a stand on Iraq? I was in the 'Nam, pal!
So what can I say I really work that vet' deal
Not like that cowboy- I'M all for real
Anything I say is no good, I'll dump it
Deny as I sing with the trumpet:
A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
A little bit of Bill, like me and you
A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!
Walk up and down and pace it all around
Shake your head, look profound
Say you're down-to-the-ground!
Change viewpoints once, change issues twice
Play the tough army man who's Mr. Nice
Make a splash at the con
and nominate another John
and if you act like a prick then you'll get your groove on!
A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
A little bit of Bill, like me and you
A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!
I try hard to win the election from that Dubya foo'
Cause I don't think and I backtalk
While the current President is walkin' the walk.
A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
A little bit of Bill, like me and you
A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!
A note on the dance: The John Kerry Mambo is a great deal like the normal mambo, with one notable exception- each individual dancer looks around, sees what other people are doing, copies it, and then changes moves again as soon as the one copied realizes what's going on. For this reason, we recommend that the dance not be done in large groups, as chaos can result.
One, two, three four five
Everybody on the train, so come on, let's drive
To the DNC down in Boston
The folks say that tax breaks aid the rich, and I'm really not gonna
Have a platform or a stand on crime
I'm just gonna bash Bush most every time
I like Hillary, Michael M., Terry and Al
What, a stand on Iraq? I was in the 'Nam, pal!
So what can I say I really work that vet' deal
Not like that cowboy- I'M all for real
Anything I say is no good, I'll dump it
Deny as I sing with the trumpet:
A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
A little bit of Bill, like me and you
A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!
Walk up and down and pace it all around
Shake your head, look profound
Say you're down-to-the-ground!
Change viewpoints once, change issues twice
Play the tough army man who's Mr. Nice
Make a splash at the con
and nominate another John
and if you act like a prick then you'll get your groove on!
A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
A little bit of Bill, like me and you
A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!
I try hard to win the election from that Dubya foo'
Cause I don't think and I backtalk
While the current President is walkin' the walk.
A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
A little bit of Bill, like me and you
A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!
A note on the dance: The John Kerry Mambo is a great deal like the normal mambo, with one notable exception- each individual dancer looks around, sees what other people are doing, copies it, and then changes moves again as soon as the one copied realizes what's going on. For this reason, we recommend that the dance not be done in large groups, as chaos can result.
