Mr. Kerry's Mambo #5

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    ...stolen from SteynOnline... :D


    One, two, three four five
    Everybody on the train, so come on, let's drive
    To the DNC down in Boston
    The folks say that tax breaks aid the rich, and I'm really not gonna
    Have a platform or a stand on crime
    I'm just gonna bash Bush most every time
    I like Hillary, Michael M., Terry and Al
    What, a stand on Iraq? I was in the 'Nam, pal!
    So what can I say I really work that vet' deal
    Not like that cowboy- I'M all for real
    Anything I say is no good, I'll dump it
    Deny as I sing with the trumpet:

    A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
    A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
    A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
    A little bit of Bill, like me and you
    A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
    A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
    A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
    A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!

    Walk up and down and pace it all around
    Shake your head, look profound
    Say you're down-to-the-ground!
    Change viewpoints once, change issues twice
    Play the tough army man who's Mr. Nice
    Make a splash at the con
    and nominate another John
    and if you act like a prick then you'll get your groove on!

    A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
    A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
    A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
    A little bit of Bill, like me and you
    A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
    A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
    A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
    A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!

    I try hard to win the election from that Dubya foo'
    Cause I don't think and I backtalk
    While the current President is walkin' the walk.

    A little bit of Hillary, what a gal!
    A little bit of Michael, he's my pal
    A little bit of Terry, funds my crew
    A little bit of Bill, like me and you
    A little bit of Al Gore, crashed and burned
    A little bit of Dean, candidate spurned
    A little bit of Edwards, he needs work
    A little bit of Bush- that Texan jerk!


    A note on the dance: The John Kerry Mambo is a great deal like the normal mambo, with one notable exception- each individual dancer looks around, sees what other people are doing, copies it, and then changes moves again as soon as the one copied realizes what's going on. For this reason, we recommend that the dance not be done in large groups, as chaos can result.
     
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