Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with
the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service
guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton
stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head
"No."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the
entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the
fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is
what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs
Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her
right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !"^$#@&!." The crowd
goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting and
hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent
and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone
would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch!"
the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service
guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton
stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head
"No."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the
entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the
fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is
what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs
Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her
right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !"^$#@&!." The crowd
goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting and
hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent
and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone
would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch!"
