Mr Clinton at the Baseball game

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    Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with
    the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service
    guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton
    stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head
    "No."

    The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the
    entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

    Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the
    fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is
    what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs
    Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her
    right over the wall onto the field.

    She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !"^$#@&!." The crowd
    goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting and
    hollering, and high-fiving.

    Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent
    and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone
    would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
    wrong.

    The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch!"
     
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    I love it... Very funny..... :teeth:
     

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