Move Over Einstein, there is a new kid in town

Neotrotsky

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Move Over Einstein, there is a new kid in town


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Comrades,


We know that many on the racist right have tried to play up Papa Obama's deficit spending as having no end in sight. But, through my sources at DNC,
I have been given inside knowledge of Papa Obama's
theory on deficit spending. Papa Obama has actually found a universal constant to spending.
E= MC^2
where:
E= socialist egalitarianism
M= Gross National Product
C= speed of spending- which is a constant
It is so simple and beautiful​

Let us approximate on our current deficit spending to show us how this works
(using 365 days) h/t to RealDealPolitics

At 4 trillion dollars a year, what we actually have....
Per actual day $10,958,904,110
Per actual hour $456,621,005
Per actual minute $7,610,350
Per actual second $126,839​


Indeed as spending approaches the same number of units per second for the speed of light or 186,282 miles per second, we will reach our Progressive Utopia.
In Papa Obama's theory, as we approach this speed of spending constant the National Debt will actually slow down. Of course, once achieving this Utopia,
the masses will respond in kind by being the most productive ever in history and at that point the Deficit will just "wither away". Man will truly become free...

Man, at last the master of his own form of social organization,
becomes at the same time the lord over Nature, his own master — free.

Trying to build on Papa Obama's theory, some progressives, like Krugman,
are hard at work to see if we can break this constant of spending to see if it would be possible to even reverse the National Debt.

These are most exciting times we live in comrades

Remember,
Papa Obama IS working, we just need more spending to get there !
 
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Comrade

unless one is eating dog

it does not factor into progressive theories


Dog- the other white meat
 
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