Mountain Dew Will Dissolve Rats On Contact

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    Crackerjack Too sick for a cure

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    :puke3:

    I was drinking one as I read the article, too. I'm going to go vomit now ...
     
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    I can well believe it- never mind the flavor, from what substance is that color derived?
     
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    Protein son.

    How do you think wolves survive in the wild..

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    I honestly wanted to cry when I read this story last night cause I like the soda... :(

    And when I was about to buy one today, I felt like this: :puke3:
    So i went for the Dr. Pepper instead. But yeah, Starting to really dislike Pepsi products...
     
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    I'd like to know how they get mice to hold their breath for 4 to 7 days.
     
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    Dr. Pepper will dissolved the paint on your car.
     
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    I think the same could be said of about any of the fizzy soft drinks out there. It just rots your gut.

    I'm not gonna stop drinking it though ... :D
     
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    Tiny SCUBA equipment.
     
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    Ah, yes! It appears to have worked for Mickey, but then he preferred Sprite to Mountain Dew...

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    damn..

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