mother's day

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd
love to be six again." she replied.

On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, got up
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then
took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, every thing there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where
her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then
it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic,
a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally
she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like
being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.

"You idiot, I meant my dress size!"