mother's day

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    A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd
    love to be six again." she replied.

    On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, got up
    made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then
    took her off to the local theme park.

    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
    Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
    Coaster, every thing there was.

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
    Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where
    her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
    extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then
    it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic,
    a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
    candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally
    she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
    into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
    lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like
    being six again?"
    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
    changed.

    "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
     

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