Mom...

[AVG-JOE]

When I was 12, my mother gave me the best advice about women I have ever heard and I kind of blew her off.

Assuming she had your best interests at heart, do you wish you had listened to your mother more often?

 

[Luissa]

What was the advice?

 

[PixieStix]

What was the advice?

That is what I want to know.

 

[AVG-JOE]

What was the advice?

Rep to the first person to ask that.

First post too... Now I owe someone a dollar. ​

She said "Be nice".

 

[random3434]

When I was 12, my mother gave me the best advice about women I have ever heard and I kind of blew her off.

Assuming she had your best interests at heart, do you wish you had listened to your mother more often?

Yes.

 

[Luissa]

I wish I would have listened to her quite a bit, she was right on the money just the other day.

 

[AVG-JOE]

When I was 12, my mother gave me the best advice about women I have ever heard and I kind of blew her off.

Assuming she had your best interests at heart, do you wish you had listened to your mother more often?

Yes.

Spoken like a mom...

 

[hjmick]

I did.

 

[AVG-JOE]

I love all these in depth, personal responses...

 

[Samson]

When I was 12, my mother gave me the best advice about women I have ever heard and I kind of blew her off.

Assuming she had your best interests at heart, do you wish you had listened to your mother more often?

I wish she'd just come right out and told me: "DON'T MARRY THAT WITCH!"

But I probably would have ignored her.

 

[dilloduck]

If Mom could get passed----"don't forget to brush your teeth"--I would appreciate it

 

[AVG-JOE]

If Mom could get passed----"don't forget to brush your teeth"--I would appreciate it

"No, you don't have to floss all of your teeth. Just the ones you want to keep."

 

[dilloduck]

If Mom could get passed----"don't forget to brush your teeth"--I would appreciate it

"No, you don't have to floss all of your teeth. Just the ones you want to keep."

Thank you Mrs. Lupner !

 

[LuckyDan]

I did listen to Mom. And I learned the be nice to girls rule in High School. See, in grade school there was this girl named Vickie. She was a little chubby, wore glasses and frumpy dresses. I wasn't rude to her, but I wasn't exactly nice either. We lost touch after grade school. I saw her again in High School. She had become curvy, had big beautiful eyes and flowing blonde hair. Looked like a jeans model. I saw her and said, "Vickie! Remember me?" She said, "Yes." And kept walking.

Lesson learned. I've been a perfect gentleman every since.

 

[AVG-JOE]

I did listen to Mom. And I learned the be nice to girls rule in High School. See, in grade school there was this girl named Vickie. She was a little chubby, wore glasses and frumpy dresses. I wasn't rude to her, but I wasn't exactly nice either. We lost touch after grade school. I saw her again in High School. She had become curvy, had big beautiful eyes and flowing blonde hair. Looked like a jeans model. I saw her and said, "Vickie! Remember me?" She said, "Yes." And kept walking.

Lesson learned. I've been a perfect gentleman every since.

How'd ya get the name 'Lucky', Dan?

 

[PixieStix]

I wish I had listened to my Dad sooner than I did. A wise man he is

 

[PixieStix]

I love all these in depth, personal responses...

Mom's can say some profound things. That are at the time of her utterances, seemingly useless, until..........

 

[Luissa]

I have a great story but I can tell it because of Paulie.

 

[AVG-JOE]

I wish I had listened to my Dad sooner than I did. A wise man he is

Is the secret to World Peace listening to our parents?!?!

Ass-U-Me-ing that is, that they have our best interests at heart...​

When do the next Nobel come out? I could use a million bucks...

 

[AVG-JOE]

I have a great story but I can tell it because of Paulie.

You can?

Please do!​