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A Poem to Me Mudder
When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me til me ass was red?
Me Mudder
Who took me from me cozy cot
and put me on an ice cold pot
and made me pee pee if I could not?
Me Mudder
And when the morning light would come
and in me crib me dribble some
who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder
Who would me hair so neatly part
and hug me gently to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me till me fart?
Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
and nearly had a kingsize fit
when in me Sunday pants me chit?
Me Mudder
When at night the bed did squeek
Me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder
A Poem To Me Mudder
When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me til me ass was red?
Me Mudder
Who took me from me cozy cot
and put me on an ice cold pot
and made me pee pee if I could not?
Me Mudder
And when the morning light would come
and in me crib me dribble some
who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder
Who would me hair so neatly part
and hug me gently to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me till me fart?
Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
and nearly had a kingsize fit
when in me Sunday pants me chit?
Me Mudder
When at night the bed did squeek
Me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder
A Poem To Me Mudder
