Mom knows Best..

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    I recall when I was 17..

    I'm prepping up for an evening of picking up Gals.. and I'm looking good. No acne outbreaks, hairs looking good, clothes just right, I smell great and I'm hot and ready to go..Nothing could stop me.. Gals beware.. :thup:

    Well, I walk out after the prep and my Mother senses my ego inflation, she was big on personality over conceit... She gives me the once over and says, "Hey, no matter how good looking you THINK you are there's always someone better looking"...

    Sheesh... She was right of course as the best Moms are but dang I recall that lesson even now...:lol:
     
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    I can't even remember 17.
     
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    That Mom zinger just stands out for me... just cracks me up ...:lol:
     
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    Just as I suspected all along.. many members on this Board were hatched..
     
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    I think this thread needs a musical interlude.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwv-DxOPhSc]YouTube - "IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR"[/ame]
     
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    Yeah, there are better looking men than me, even a few with a bigger dick, most with more money, but bigger ego, no fucking way!
     
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    Hi Lump my old friend, you still getting it on with your wife at the beach?
     
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    This darn weathers cramping my style.. but I've got high hopes.. spring has sprumg
     
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    So.. no mother stories..
     
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    Mom's are good at deflating ego's. I think my mom's favorite line was..."you are getting very broad in the bean aren't you?"
     

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