Mitten's fundraiser host...

[The VOR]

is not exactly your party of family values type guy.

Secret Footage of Romney Was Filmed at Estate of Sex Party-Throwing Hedge Fund Manager

Bishop Willard, you kinky bugger you. Now we're really getting to know you, LOL.

Mittens is toast.

 

[rdean]

It's OK. They didn't use contraception and there were no abortions.

 

[plant]

What Does Mitt Romney Wear to Bed?

Presidential candidates are often asked how they would deal with a proverbial 3 a.m. phone call if elected. But what would Republican candidate Mitt Romney be wearing if faced with such a*scenario?

"As little as possible," Romney said during a recently-taped interview for Live! With Kelly and Michael, revealing that he prefers to shun clothes after co-host Michael Strahan asked Romney's wife, Ann, what he typically wears to*bed.

Romney has faced some tough questions on the campaign trail, so the Live! interview probably came as a relief. Elsewhere in the segment, he was asked whether he preferred Snooki or Honey Boo Boo?

"Do you know who either of these are?" Kelly Ripa asked the Republican presidential nominee after Strahan presented him with the choice. (Romney had said earlier in the interview that he didn't "keep up" with the Kardashians.)

"Yes. ... I'm kind of a Snooki fan," Romney replied, opting for the Jersey Shore star. "Look how tiny she's gotten. She's lost weight. She's energetic. Just her spark-plug personality is kind of*fun."

Michael Strahan talks about his new Live! gig

Though Ann Romney appeared with her husband for the interview, the couple said they have little time for romance at the moment. "Hardly," Mitt Romney said, when asked if they have date nights. "We typically get Sunday morning. We get to go to church*together."

Romney also said that Nelson Mandela is the person he'd most like to have dinner with, and that he thinks Gene Hackman and Michelle Pfeiffer should play the Romneys if their story were ever told on the big*screen.

The Romneys' full interview airs Tuesday on Live! Watch a clip*below:


View original What Does Mitt Romney Wear to Bed?

 

[Conservadude]

is not exactly your party of family values type guy.

Secret Footage of Romney Was Filmed at Estate of Sex Party-Throwing Hedge Fund Manager

Bishop Willard, you kinky bugger you. Now we're really getting to know you, LOL.

Mittens is toast.

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Jay-Z, Beyonce Hosting Obama Fundraiser at 40/40 Club in NYC - The Hollywood Reporter

 

[Mr. H.]

Robert F. Kennedy. Teddy Kennedy. Bill Clinton.
Get over yourselves, idiots.

 

[rdean]

is not exactly your party of family values type guy.

Secret Footage of Romney Was Filmed at Estate of Sex Party-Throwing Hedge Fund Manager

Bishop Willard, you kinky bugger you. Now we're really getting to know you, LOL.

Mittens is toast.

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Jay-Z, Beyonce Hosting Obama Fundraiser at 40/40 Club in NYC - The Hollywood Reporter

Unlike Scott Brown, I bet they keep their clothes on.