Mitt Romney and Karl Rove

cranston36

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The Pelican’s Briefs

Not altogether long ago the Mormon mass of flesh moved across the face of North America like so many amphibians looking for a pond to dunk their heads in.
They found it in Salt Lake City where they raised up a powerful and inbred civilization in the middle of the desert.
Yes, the sons of those first Utah pioneers have attended decade after decade to the University known as Bring ‘em Young. Named after the founder of the Mormon Church – Bring ‘em Young, who, by using the opportunities of remote location and the Bible was able to forge a society of men that would take and marry girl children and turn them into mindless automatons capable of regurgitating at the snap of your fingers any message from the Bible that had been drilled into their soft little heads.
It was this forward thinking Mormon man who, upon being handed the tablets of behavior from the Angel Moroni promptly lost them along the way.
The long history of Mormon adherence to a few simple principles and a few simple minded children – has caused a virtual explosion in the desert.
The practicing of Bring ‘em Young haven’t been without dangers however. Autism and mental illness have dogged the Mormons ever since they got together in the first place – and it’s clearly not just because of all that sun as their neighbors are fond of saying.
No – it’s not.
Now that this nation is finally on track to moral and right living it is time to disband and disperse the corrupt and perverted church of the Mormon heathen. It is time to knock one stone from another in the Bring ‘em Young University and to arrest, jail and disperse all of the base and low individuals of the Mormon Church spread throughout Montana, Idaho, Colorado, Wyoming and Utah.
They threaten the very fabric of our nation with their perversions of faith and their sins before our God.
With this new birth in our nation let it not be aborted for the sake of money and cash and the ill will of cash rich men like the Mormons in the United States Chamber of Commerce. Let us burst the bonds of sin that they have shackled upon the earth and cease to allow brother to marry sister and father to marry daughter and son to marry aunt and mother. It is time to strike their sin from the face of the earth.
The Mormon Church is in the business of sin and all of its cash and property should be taxed. They owe back taxes for decades and should be made to pay for their sinful behavior and their free living.
It is time to set this nation right and the Mormon Church is going to be the best example to show the world that we mean business.
It has already been said that Karl Rove – from Utah – has begun the process to pull down the statue of the Native American Princess that adorns our nation’s capitol and replace it with the likeness of the Angel Moroni – the demon that Bring ‘em Young claims to have been visited by and given tablets of behavior from God.
Another - Governor Mitt Romney of Massachusettes, has quietly hidden his own beliefs. One thing the Mormons believe is that you can become a God on earth - keep that in mind as Romney continues his move toward the Presidency and advances to the White House.
We cannot allow them to continue to dirty our nation, our history and our laws.
 
If you have a problem with the Mormons, that's your business. It is not, however, the government's. Do what you think you must, but what you're asking the government to do is unconstitutional, as it goes directly against the first ammendment.
 
The Pelican’s Briefs

Not altogether long ago the Mormon mass of flesh moved across the face of North America like so many amphibians looking for a pond to dunk their heads in.
They found it in Salt Lake City where they raised up a powerful and inbred civilization in the middle of the desert.
Yes, the sons of those first Utah pioneers have attended decade after decade to the University known as Bring ‘em Young. Named after the founder of the Mormon Church – Bring ‘em Young, who, by using the opportunities of remote location and the Bible was able to forge a society of men that would take and marry girl children and turn them into mindless automatons capable of regurgitating at the snap of your fingers any message from the Bible that had been drilled into their soft little heads.
It was this forward thinking Mormon man who, upon being handed the tablets of behavior from the Angel Moroni promptly lost them along the way.
The long history of Mormon adherence to a few simple principles and a few simple minded children – has caused a virtual explosion in the desert.
The practicing of Bring ‘em Young haven’t been without dangers however. Autism and mental illness have dogged the Mormons ever since they got together in the first place – and it’s clearly not just because of all that sun as their neighbors are fond of saying.
No – it’s not.
Now that this nation is finally on track to moral and right living it is time to disband and disperse the corrupt and perverted church of the Mormon heathen. It is time to knock one stone from another in the Bring ‘em Young University and to arrest, jail and disperse all of the base and low individuals of the Mormon Church spread throughout Montana, Idaho, Colorado, Wyoming and Utah.
They threaten the very fabric of our nation with their perversions of faith and their sins before our God.
With this new birth in our nation let it not be aborted for the sake of money and cash and the ill will of cash rich men like the Mormons in the United States Chamber of Commerce. Let us burst the bonds of sin that they have shackled upon the earth and cease to allow brother to marry sister and father to marry daughter and son to marry aunt and mother. It is time to strike their sin from the face of the earth.
The Mormon Church is in the business of sin and all of its cash and property should be taxed. They owe back taxes for decades and should be made to pay for their sinful behavior and their free living.
It is time to set this nation right and the Mormon Church is going to be the best example to show the world that we mean business.
It has already been said that Karl Rove – from Utah – has begun the process to pull down the statue of the Native American Princess that adorns our nation’s capitol and replace it with the likeness of the Angel Moroni – the demon that Bring ‘em Young claims to have been visited by and given tablets of behavior from God.
Another - Governor Mitt Romney of Massachusettes, has quietly hidden his own beliefs. One thing the Mormons believe is that you can become a God on earth - keep that in mind as Romney continues his move toward the Presidency and advances to the White House.
We cannot allow them to continue to dirty our nation, our history and our laws.

Did you write that?

Joseph Smith is the founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, not Brigham Young. The Mormons began in New York, not Utah.

You one thing I don't understand about stupid idiots who post on message boards? You ever heard of Google?
 
Actually, this appears to be cranston36's opening (albeit pathetic) salvo in his own personal war against the tax-exempt status of churches. This state of affairs drives liberals insane with anger. Why doesn't the left just admit outright that its hateful blend of liberal socialism and secular humanism is itself a religion? It is the means by which they explain the transcendent - that which exists outside themselves. This is as good a working definition of religion as you'll find; why not just make a clean breast of it, and enjoy the tax break?

Because doing so would expose their lunacy for what it is: the most murderously intolerant religion in all of human history - deadlier, even, than Islam - and that's saying something.
 
Boy I can't believe I wasted 2 min of my time reading that drivel.....:cry:

Shhheeeeesh
 
Man, I was hearing music from the twilight zone as I read that...

Shoot, it's rubbing off..:eek:

:laugh:
I know that you know that I know what is really going on here....

Deep in the heart of the Cheyenne Mountains is a cave

And in that cave is a bunker deep down in the heart of the mountain

And in that bunker is a large control room, dimly lit, with computer terminals... and in the commander's chair it's .... Al Franken?!?!?!?

This is Liberal Mind Control Central!!!! They are even now transmitting their mind altering Mind Control Rays through earth orbiting satellites that are made invisible with the Romulan Cloaking Device!
First, it's the "Global Warming" Mind Control Ray!
Then, a salvo of "Religious Hatred" Mind Control Alpha Particles!
Finally, a spurt of "America is bad" Gamma Rays!

Children, old ladies, and even house plants have been affected by this diabolical plot to control the minds and hearts of Americans!

Obviously cranston36 has been affected, in fact, he has received a lethal dose of alpha particles! Soon his hair will fall out, then, he'll have an overpowering urge to eat Granola, in the final phases he will vote Democrat, read the New York Times and believe every word... in extreme cases, people have been known to listen to Air America! Quick!!!!!! He needs a dose of truth!
 
I know that you know that I know what is really going on here....

Deep in the heart of the Cheyenne Mountains is a cave

And in that cave is a bunker deep down in the heart of the mountain

And in that bunker is a large control room, dimly lit, with computer terminals... and in the commander's chair it's .... Al Franken?!?!?!?

This is Liberal Mind Control Central!!!! They are even now transmitting their mind altering Mind Control Rays through earth orbiting satellites that are made invisible with the Romulan Cloaking Device!
First, it's the "Global Warming" Mind Control Ray!
Then, a salvo of "Religious Hatred" Mind Control Alpha Particles!
Finally, a spurt of "America is bad" Gamma Rays!

Children, old ladies, and even house plants have been affected by this diabolical plot to control the minds and hearts of Americans!

Obviously cranston36 has been affected, in fact, he has received a lethal dose of alpha particles! Soon his hair will fall out, then, he'll have an overpowering urge to eat Granola, in the final phases he will vote Democrat, read the New York Times and believe every word... in extreme cases, people have been known to listen to Air America! Quick!!!!!! He needs a dose of truth!

"(as the music from the twilight zone is softly playing in the background)..............................................dodododwowowowoooooooooo


:thup:
 
"(as the music from the twilight zone is softly playing in the background)..............................................dodododwowowowoooooooooo


:thup:
And Rod Serling says....

"You are entering a zone of illogic and illusion
Bounded by paranoia and hysteria
Where logic and proportion are falling sloppy dead
You have just entered.... THE LIBERAL ZONE!!!!!!"
 
Interesting, I had no clue Rove went to the UofU. No wonder he is so "evil".

I dont know how such an evil school keeps producing such gifted people:p:

Of course, i learned this going to wikipedia because i was curious after this post. the post itself didnt make any sense. Although I got the impression that its point was mormons are evil. Nothing I havent heard before.
 

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