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as does my wife.Aw, c'mon, it ain't that bad, I give my hubby his nuts back every once in a while when I think he needs them..
But they are hers now to lend to me...not the other way around.
Sounds like a happy, normal marriage then!
Did I also mention that Mitt Romney believes that Jesus Christ and Satan are brothers?
Fact, not opinion.
Seriously, I'm not making this shit up.
Mormons believe that Satan is Jesus' disgruntled younger brother who was jealous of all the attention God gave Jesus.
Sibling rivalry goes way back then. Cain and Able wern't the first to have issues i guess.
HL Mencken famously said that no rational man could make a statement of his religious beliefs as a cold catalog of facts.
As a Christian, one is obliged to believe that Gd knocked up a peasant girl, compelled her boyfriend to marry her, but leave her alone till after Gd's kid was born. That Gd then allowed his son to be used as a blood sacrifice to take away the sins of man kind. That after having been killed, three days later the kid then came back to life and wandered around town for 40 days before being carried off to heaven.
In addition, Catholics believe that the host is the flesh of god, and the wine is the blood of god, and both of these should be consumed as a memorial to the sacrifice.
And this doesn't begin to deal with the whole Genesis "You old man is a monkey" issue.
Mitt Romney IS GOD!
Top 10 Bizarre Mormon Beliefs
#8 Basically, everyone on earth now was a spirit in the pre-existence. When we die, our spirits are separated from our bodies and if we were good they go to spirit paradise. If we were bad they go to spirit prison. The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.
#7 Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many dont know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.
#6 The Book of Mormon is a book of LDS scripture that takes place during the same time as the Bible and takes place on the American continent. It follows the stories of two tribes who descended from the family of Lehi. After Jesus resurrection LDS people believe he visited the peoples of the Americas.
#1 This deserves some explanation. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple Gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.
Still want to vote for this nut?
no nuttier than believing a piece of bread turns into god after some repressed homo mumbles some latin at it.
and then eating it
Good point.
I didn't cherry pick fuck all dumbass. I quoted your post in its entirety. I merely bolded the parts I thought might make it easier for you to comprehend the irony. I guess I overestimated you.
But whatcha gonna do?
Speak for yourself. I'm much better off than I was the day Obama took office.
If Romney had convictions that he was true to, instead of changing his positions every time the political winds changed...I would consider voting for him...being a Mormon has no bearing on my decision.
Aw, c'mon, it ain't that bad, I give my hubby his nuts back every once in a while when I think he needs them..
Aw, c'mon, it ain't that bad, I give my hubby his nuts back every once in a while when I think he needs them..
Yeah, but seriously, that's more for you than for him....
Top 10 Bizarre Mormon Beliefs
#8 Basically, everyone on earth now was a spirit in the pre-existence. When we die, our spirits are separated from our bodies and if we were good they go to “spirit paradise.” If we were bad they go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.
#7 Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many don’t know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.
#6 The Book of Mormon is a book of LDS scripture that takes place during the same time as the Bible and takes place on the American continent. It follows the stories of two tribes who descended from the family of Lehi. After Jesus’ resurrection LDS people believe he visited the peoples of the Americas.
#1 This deserves some explanation. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple Gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.
Still want to vote for this nut?
Any religion that has to keep secrets about its beliefs is not a respectable religion
Top 10 Bizarre Mormon Beliefs
#8 Basically, everyone on earth now was a spirit in the pre-existence. When we die, our spirits are separated from our bodies and if we were good they go to spirit paradise. If we were bad they go to spirit prison. The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.
#7 Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many dont know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.
#6 The Book of Mormon is a book of LDS scripture that takes place during the same time as the Bible and takes place on the American continent. It follows the stories of two tribes who descended from the family of Lehi. After Jesus resurrection LDS people believe he visited the peoples of the Americas.
#1 This deserves some explanation. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple Gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.
Still want to vote for this nut?
If you think the beliefs of other Christian denominations are any more rational, then you're an idiot.
- Christians believe that a married woman was a virgin, that she had sex with God, and that her husband didn't get upset about the fact that she got knocked up even though he had never touched her.
- They believe some gaseous vertebrate up in the sky who has the power to create entire universes is interested in all the sordid details of some ordinary biological creatures on one of the trillions and trillions of planets he created.
- They believe god, the being who created sex, has a penis.
- They believe in one God, but they also believe in three separate gods called "God," "The son" and the "Holy Ghost."
I could go on and on with this list, but I think any intelligent person gets the point.
Obama supposedly believes in this nonsense.
Any religion that has to keep secrets about its beliefs is not a respectable religion
If they're secrets, then how did they appear in the OP?
Top 10 Bizarre Mormon Beliefs
#8 Basically, everyone on earth now was a spirit in the pre-existence. When we die, our spirits are separated from our bodies and if we were good they go to spirit paradise. If we were bad they go to spirit prison. The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.
#7 Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many dont know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.
#6 The Book of Mormon is a book of LDS scripture that takes place during the same time as the Bible and takes place on the American continent. It follows the stories of two tribes who descended from the family of Lehi. After Jesus resurrection LDS people believe he visited the peoples of the Americas.
#1 This deserves some explanation. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple Gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.
Still want to vote for this nut?
If you think the beliefs of other Christian denominations are any more rational, then you're an idiot.
- Christians believe that a married woman was a virgin, that she had sex with God, and that her husband didn't get upset about the fact that she got knocked up even though he had never touched her.
- They believe some gaseous vertebrate up in the sky who has the power to create entire universes is interested in all the sordid details of some ordinary biological creatures on one of the trillions and trillions of planets he created.
- They believe god, the being who created sex, has a penis.
- They believe in one God, but they also believe in three separate gods called "God," "The son" and the "Holy Ghost."
I could go on and on with this list, but I think any intelligent person gets the point.
Obama supposedly believes in this nonsense.
