misuse a homophone in a sentence

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    Is that from "Morning Becomes Elektra?"
     
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    So the Greek fella in the tailor shop questioned a rent garment in for repair:

    "Euripedes?"

    And the customer replies:

    "Yeah, eumenides"?
     
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    I remember the first time I saw Prints in concert way back in 1984. It rocked.
     
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    We tried to tell Francisca that the oboe is a tough instrument to play because it's a read, but she insisted that she wanted to play it anyway.
     
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    "He offered his honor.
    She honored his offer.
    And all night long,
    he was honor and offer!"

    -- old joke, not really a homophone
    because the puns are in two words
    not one, sorry. Me a culpa times too!
    ^ okay, so there's a homophone ^
     
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    I am not sure weather or not to participate in this thread....
     

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