misuse a homophone in a sentence

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    A farmer's daughter, Jane loved Dick's fast machine. One might say that it was a bit of a cattle list for her pent-up sexual angst.
     
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    At any rate, Dick had herd that the steppes of the state capitol building were a great place to have really nasty sex.
     
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    "Yule love the rush that you get from doing it there," Dick's friend Dane had told him more than a few times.
     
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    So imagine the surprise on both both Dick and Jane's faces when some of the governor's AIDS ran onto the capital steps to stop them as soon as the couple began to disrobe.
     
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    There's nothing like ebola chicken soup to cure the common cold.
    Oops, was that a pun instead of a homophone?
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    Can see your point about forum, but the word games are all about words too. So this forum is about writing, but the other's about writing AND games using writing so that group is twice as appropriate as this one. :) That said,

    British people are plagued by the Oedipal Complex calling every woman Mom. :)
     
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    Two often, to many people misuse simple words too make their points. ;)
     
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    It was won loan shooter.
     
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    Nothing wrong with Eddy Pus Wrecks! He was just a nice bouy who loved his mother.
     
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