Mistletoe Testing Specialist...

Big Black Dog

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Lots of people don't realize that I am an Official Mistletoe Testing Specialist. In this role, I, with your help, evaluate the quality of the mistletoe you intent to hang up for Christmas. You wouldn't want to use mistletoe that didn't work would you? So, pucker up and lets see if that mistletoe is quality stuff. Don't be shy... Step right up.
 
I'm taking misletoes with me to the strip club this weekend.

Once, a long time ago, I was working at a place that I didn't care for. When I went to the Christmas party that year I had a sprig of mistletoe hanging on my back belt loop. I didn't say a word about it all night but I think they got the message.
 
I'm taking misletoes with me to the strip club this weekend.

Once, a long time ago, I was working at a place that I didn't care for. When I went to the Christmas party that year I had a sprig of mistletoe hanging on my back belt loop. I didn't say a word about it all night but I think they got the message.

LMAO! Now that you mention it I never seen anyone really use mistletoe at Christmas parties, I went to a whole bunch in the Military and no one ever used them, I guess its because the Military has gotten more conservative than they were in the past.
 
Caution do not try this at home. The previous testing statements were made by total unprofessionals. With some mental imbalances :)
 
Bring it,


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Lots of people don't realize that I am an Official Mistletoe Testing Specialist. In this role, I, with your help, evaluate the quality of the mistletoe you intent to hang up for Christmas. You wouldn't want to use mistletoe that didn't work would you? So, pucker up and lets see if that mistletoe is quality stuff. Don't be shy... Step right up.

my dog just gave me a lick....I'm good:eusa_whistle:
 
I'm taking misletoes with me to the strip club this weekend.

Once, a long time ago, I was working at a place that I didn't care for. When I went to the Christmas party that year I had a sprig of mistletoe hanging on my back belt loop. I didn't say a word about it all night but I think they got the message.

LMAO! Now that you mention it I never seen anyone really use mistletoe at Christmas parties, I went to a whole bunch in the Military and no one ever used them, I guess its because the Military has gotten more conservative than they were in the past.

Nothing says Merry Christmas more than kissing your Gunny at the Christmas party...
 
Once, a long time ago, I was working at a place that I didn't care for. When I went to the Christmas party that year I had a sprig of mistletoe hanging on my back belt loop. I didn't say a word about it all night but I think they got the message.

LMAO! Now that you mention it I never seen anyone really use mistletoe at Christmas parties, I went to a whole bunch in the Military and no one ever used them, I guess its because the Military has gotten more conservative than they were in the past.

Nothing says Merry Christmas more than kissing your Gunny at the Christmas party...

Been there, done that. :eusa_shhh: :eusa_angel:
 
LMAO! Now that you mention it I never seen anyone really use mistletoe at Christmas parties, I went to a whole bunch in the Military and no one ever used them, I guess its because the Military has gotten more conservative than they were in the past.

Nothing says Merry Christmas more than kissing your Gunny at the Christmas party...

Been there, done that. :eusa_shhh: :eusa_angel:

That's not so unusual. Marines do that all the time - especially those trying to advance in rate.
 
Once, a long time ago, I was working at a place that I didn't care for. When I went to the Christmas party that year I had a sprig of mistletoe hanging on my back belt loop. I didn't say a word about it all night but I think they got the message.

LMAO! Now that you mention it I never seen anyone really use mistletoe at Christmas parties, I went to a whole bunch in the Military and no one ever used them, I guess its because the Military has gotten more conservative than they were in the past.

Nothing says Merry Christmas more than kissing your Gunny at the Christmas party...

I had a couple hot female Officers I wanted to kiss at the Xmas party but never got the chance.:(
 

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