Mistletoe Testing Specialist...

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    Lots of people don't realize that I am an Official Mistletoe Testing Specialist. In this role, I, with your help, evaluate the quality of the mistletoe you intent to hang up for Christmas. You wouldn't want to use mistletoe that didn't work would you? So, pucker up and lets see if that mistletoe is quality stuff. Don't be shy... Step right up.
     
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    I'm taking misletoes with me to the strip club this weekend.
     
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    Once, a long time ago, I was working at a place that I didn't care for. When I went to the Christmas party that year I had a sprig of mistletoe hanging on my back belt loop. I didn't say a word about it all night but I think they got the message.
     
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    LMAO! Now that you mention it I never seen anyone really use mistletoe at Christmas parties, I went to a whole bunch in the Military and no one ever used them, I guess its because the Military has gotten more conservative than they were in the past.
     
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    I'm wearing my misletoe belt
     
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    Caution do not try this at home. The previous testing statements were made by total unprofessionals. With some mental imbalances :)
     
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    lol brilliant idea
     
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    Bring it,


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    That won't work. Take cash.
     
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    The mistle toe will be made from $1 bills. I'm gonna Al Bundy it.
     
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