Missouri Republican Wipes His Ass Incorrectly. Calls For Him To Resign Ring Out.

[mudwhistle]

An unnamed Missouri Republican was rumored to have said that he only wipes his butt once after doing number 2. Screams of anger rang out. Calls for his resignation are coming in from all quarters.

Obama said "It's despicable.....only wiping once....everyone knows you should wipe at least 3 times or you get all squishy".

Mitt Romney was asked for a comment and refused because he says "This nonsense is beneath even the Driveby Media's attention!"

However, if this is true then it's clear that the Missouri Republican is not ready for office. How can you vote for someone with sticky buns.

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[Truthmatters]

yeah but he wipes with 150 grit sandpaper so they rethought the punishment

 

[uscitizen]

I wish I had not clicked on "view post"

 

[L.K.Eder]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

there there

pity post

 

[mudwhistle]

This guy has a bigger forehead than Paul Begala. You could show a movie on it.

 

[Rozman]

One might think there has to be a brain in there...
Guess not...

He is our Biden du jour...

 

[mudwhistle]

His opponent, Claire McCaskill, wants him to stay in.

Small wonder.

She looks like she's a bit bonkers as well.

 

[Noomi]

Damn that made me laugh.

 

[mudwhistle]

The Obama campaign, its surrogates, and its media allies are accusing Republican Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan of having tried to "redefine rape"--but it was President Barack Obama himself who redefined rape in January 2012, expanding the official federal definition to include male victims and different forms of non-consensual sex. The definition of "forcible" rape to which Ryan--and other legislators, including 11 Democrats--referred in a 2011 bill was in line with the federal definition of rape before Obama changed it. The claim that Ryan tried to "redefine rape" is therefore anachronistic, and provably false.​

Actually, It Was Obama Who 'Redefined Rape' in January 2012