~Miss Beatrice~

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    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
    never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and
    kindness to all.
    One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
    into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
    prepared tea.
    As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister
    noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
    water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom!
    When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his
    curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
    the better of him and he could no longer resist.

    "Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
    pointing to the bowl.
    "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking
    through the park a few months ago and I found this little package
    on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep
    it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

    Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
     
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    It is very important to follow directions
     
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    Lol :D
     
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    Consider that one as good as stolen :D
     
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    When I read the title, I knew which road Dabs was driving on.

    Funny that.
     
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    You know me very well :)
     
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    freedombecki Let's go swimmin'! Supporting Member

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    Good one, Dabs!
     

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