Mislim Kid "Tramatized" by the Word "Ham"

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    $20 says that either the story is fake or if it isn't that kid is lying to get out of school.
     
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    I have but one thing to say to that kid... oh fucking deal, you wuss! Aren't you even as tough as a Jew?
     
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    Why leave out the In Spain part of the title?
     
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    I see a little muslim terrorist in the making here. OMG they used the word ham!!


    Ya know what...to fucking bad kid.

     
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    Do the Muslims not know they sell ham in Spain?
     
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    I don't feel the Ham part was as upsetting as the green eggs.

    Oh Sam I am, oh Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham.
    I don't like them in a box, with a fox, in house with a mouse,
    in the rain or on a train..


    The are covered with Salmonella germs.
     
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    Shmuel I am just doesn't seem to have the same P'zaazzz.

    :razz:
     
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    Just fry him up a few slices of bacon and tell him to shut the fuck up.
     
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    The teacher should take the class on a field trip to see how hams are cured.

    That would drive the spoiled punk totally bat-shit crazy.
     

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