Minnesotans!

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    I know there are more than a few of us here. This always cracks me up.

    Your Know You are From Minnesota If...

    You've never met any celebrities.
    "Vacation" means going to Valleyfair.
    You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
    You measure distance in minutes.
    You know several people who have hit a deer.
    Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
    Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
    You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
    You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
    You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
    Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
    You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
    You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to town I wanna go with."
    You carry jumper cables in your car.
    You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.
    You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
    The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
    You think that deer season is a national holiday.
    You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
    You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".
    You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
    You know if another Minnesotan is from southern, middle or northern Minnesota as soon as they open their mouth.
    You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Minnesota friends.
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