Minnesota Gay Community Publically Apologizes

[Inthemiddle]

Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage - Minneapolis News - The Blotter

"On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage," reads the letter from John Medeiros. "We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry."

This is what the gay marriage deal is all about. With gay marriage in several states already, we're literally on the verge of millions of people's lives being ruined just like Senator Koch. Why can't people understand that this is how dangerous gay marriage is, and that it causes people to do horrible things, like cheat on their husbands?

 

[Billy000]

Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage - Minneapolis News - The Blotter

"On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage," reads the letter from John Medeiros. "We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry."

This is what the gay marriage deal is all about. With gay marriage in several states already, we're literally on the verge of millions of people's lives being ruined just like Senator Koch. Why can't people understand that this is how dangerous gay marriage is, and that it causes people to do horrible things, like cheat on their husbands?

I sincerely hope this thread is tongue-in-cheek....

 

[random3434]

Exactly!

The reason heterosexual couples cheat on their spouses is because of those gays!

The only 'rights' gays should have are to:

1) Cut your hair

2) Design your clothes

3) Decorate your house

4) Serve your food


The NERVE of them wanting to marry their life partners!

 

[rdean]

Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage - Minneapolis News - The Blotter

"On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage," reads the letter from John Medeiros. "We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry."

This is what the gay marriage deal is all about. With gay marriage in several states already, we're literally on the verge of millions of people's lives being ruined just like Senator Koch. Why can't people understand that this is how dangerous gay marriage is, and that it causes people to do horrible things, like cheat on their husbands?

That was hilarious.

Thanks,
I needed that.

 

[rdean]

Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage - Minneapolis News - The Blotter

"On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage," reads the letter from John Medeiros. "We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry."

This is what the gay marriage deal is all about. With gay marriage in several states already, we're literally on the verge of millions of people's lives being ruined just like Senator Koch. Why can't people understand that this is how dangerous gay marriage is, and that it causes people to do horrible things, like cheat on their husbands?

I sincerely hope this thread is tongue-in-cheek....

Uhh, you can't tell?

 

[bodecea]

for ruining Marriage.

Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage - Minneapolis News - The Blotter

The Apology:

An Open Apology to Amy Koch on Behalf of All Gay and Lesbian Minnesotans

Dear Ms. Koch,

On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage. We are ashamed of ourselves for causing you to have what the media refers to as an "illicit affair" with your staffer, and we also extend our deepest apologies to him and to his wife. These recent events have made it quite clear that our gay and lesbian tactics have gone too far, affecting even the most respectful of our society.

We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry. And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate.

It is now clear to us that if we were not so self-focused and myopic, we would have been able to see that the time you wasted diligently writing legislation that would forever seal the definition of marriage as being between one man and one woman, could have been more usefully spent reshaping the legal definition of "adultery."

Forgive us. As you know, we are not church-going people, so we are unable to fully appreciate that "gay marriage" is incompatible with Christian values, despite the fact that those values carry a biblical tradition of adultery such as yours. We applaud you for keeping that tradition going.

And finally, shame on us for thinking that marriage is a private affair, and that our marriage would have little impact on anyone's family. We now see that marriage is more than that. It is an agreement with society. We should listen to the Minnesota Family Council when it tells us that marriage is about being public, which explains why marriages are public ceremonies. Never did we realize that it is exactly because of this societal agreement that the entire world is looking at you in shame and disappointment instead of minding its own business.

From the bottom of our hearts, we ask that you please accept our apology.

Thank you.
John Medeiros
Minneapolis MN

I guess we've gone and done what you Right wing anti-gay marraige people said we'd do all alone.

Threads Merged. -EZ

 

[Intense]

for ruining Marriage.

Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage - Minneapolis News - The Blotter

The Apology:

An Open Apology to Amy Koch on Behalf of All Gay and Lesbian Minnesotans

Dear Ms. Koch,

On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage. We are ashamed of ourselves for causing you to have what the media refers to as an "illicit affair" with your staffer, and we also extend our deepest apologies to him and to his wife. These recent events have made it quite clear that our gay and lesbian tactics have gone too far, affecting even the most respectful of our society.

We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry. And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate.

It is now clear to us that if we were not so self-focused and myopic, we would have been able to see that the time you wasted diligently writing legislation that would forever seal the definition of marriage as being between one man and one woman, could have been more usefully spent reshaping the legal definition of "adultery."

Forgive us. As you know, we are not church-going people, so we are unable to fully appreciate that "gay marriage" is incompatible with Christian values, despite the fact that those values carry a biblical tradition of adultery such as yours. We applaud you for keeping that tradition going.

And finally, shame on us for thinking that marriage is a private affair, and that our marriage would have little impact on anyone's family. We now see that marriage is more than that. It is an agreement with society. We should listen to the Minnesota Family Council when it tells us that marriage is about being public, which explains why marriages are public ceremonies. Never did we realize that it is exactly because of this societal agreement that the entire world is looking at you in shame and disappointment instead of minding its own business.

From the bottom of our hearts, we ask that you please accept our apology.

Thank you.
John Medeiros
Minneapolis MN

I guess we've gone and done what you Right wing anti-gay marraige people said we'd do all alone.

Yep. Aren't you ashamed. Apology accepted. Try not to do it again.

Carry On.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Ahahahahaha

 

[Oddball]

Where exactly is this "Minnesota Gay Community"?

Is it out in the 'burbs, like White Bear Lake or Shakopee, or is it more centrally located, so they can all use mass transit?

 

[Oddball]

BTW...I thought it was "same-sex marriage" and gayness had nothing to do with it.

Seems to me this "Gay Community" has some 'splaining to do.

 

[bodecea]

BTW...I thought it was "same-sex marriage" and gayness had nothing to do with it.

Seems to me this "Gay Community" has some 'splaining to do.

Hey, they apologized. What else you want?

 

[Intense]

BTW...I thought it was "same-sex marriage" and gayness had nothing to do with it.

Seems to me this "Gay Community" has some 'splaining to do.

Hey, they apologized. What else you want?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgYuLsudaJQ]Steely Dan - Do It Again (sound from original studio version) - YouTube[/ame]
Steely Dan - Do It Again (sound from original studio version)

 

[rightwinger]

Exactly!

The reason heterosexual couples cheat on their spouses is because of those gays!

The only 'rights' gays should have are to:

1) Cut your hair

2) Design your clothes

3) Decorate your house

4) Serve your food


The NERVE of them wanting to marry their life partners!

They also have a right to remain silent.......conservatives prefer it that way

 

[Intense]

You forgot Theater, Network News, and Politics. What's with that EZ? Think outside of the box, Dear.

 

[Intense]

Here's One.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw]In the Navy - YouTube[/ame]

 

[konradv]

Where exactly is this "Minnesota Gay Community"?

Is it out in the 'burbs, like White Bear Lake or Shakopee, or is it more centrally located, so they can all use mass transit?

Usually wherever their families drove them. Sure, they came from White Bear Lake and Shakopee, but had to escape the good "Xtians".

 

[blastoff]

What a queer thread.

 

[Katzndogz]

Acceptance of same sex marriage is necessary if the society is to become truly grotesque and collapse under the weight of collective revulsion.

 

[Sunshine]

Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage - Minneapolis News - The Blotter

"On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage," reads the letter from John Medeiros. "We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry."

This is what the gay marriage deal is all about. With gay marriage in several states already, we're literally on the verge of millions of people's lives being ruined just like Senator Koch. Why can't people understand that this is how dangerous gay marriage is, and that it causes people to do horrible things, like cheat on their husbands?

Who the hell is Amy Koch?

 

[Sunshine]

Exactly!

The reason heterosexual couples cheat on their spouses is because of those gays!

The only 'rights' gays should have are to:

1) Cut your hair

2) Design your clothes

3) Decorate your house

4) Serve your food


The NERVE of them wanting to marry their life partners!

Now that was full of sterotypes! I know plenty of gays who do none of those things. But who are educated medical professionals!