Minister unto me

Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by vasuderatorrent, Aug 26, 2019.

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Do you care about my eternal well being?

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  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Apple Cider Vinegar in your sweet tea.

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  1. vasuderatorrent
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    As a poor, vile, wretched, miserable, rebellious and lost sinner I need your prayers. Please advise me on how to get on the pathway that yields peace, joy and love.

    List your prayers and advice below. I will try to resist the urge to respond.
     
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    Dear lord....Save this wretched. miserable, rebellious, and lost sinner from your followers. Sounds like he has enough problems already without adding that shit to his burden.
     
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    OH, Mighty C'Thulhu, please fill this lost sinner's need for constant attention, as he is truly needy!
     
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    i always thought it IS better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, so i may not be qualified to help you out. besides, unless you have committed some super heinous crime against humanity - me thinx god will give you a pass......................
     
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    Thank you fo making my prayers of not pissing my pants fail. lol
     
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    Apple cider vinegar in sweet tea?

    Interesting.

    I'll have to try that some time.
     
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    work on the highlights, the latter (lost) will end your metaphysical being - to free your spirit the religion of antiquity - the triumph of good vs evil - will at least provide a hearing if successful for admission to the Everlasting.

    nothing wrong with being an atheist ...
     
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    Bang as many bitches as possible
     
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    Our Father,
    who art in heaven,
    hallowed be thy name;
    thy kingdom come;
    thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily bread;
    and forgive us our trespasses
    as we forgive those who trespass against us;
    and lead us not into temptation,
    but deliver us from evil.

    Deliver us, Lord, from every evil,
    and grant us peace in our day.
    In your mercy keep us free from sin
    and protect us from all anxiety
    as we wait in joyful hope
    for the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ.


    For the kingdom,
    the power,
    and the glory are yours
    now and for ever.

    Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your apostles;
    I leave you peace, my peace I give to you.
    Look not on our sins, but on the faith of your Church,
    and grant us the peace and unity of your kingdom
    where you live for ever and ever.

    Amen. :)
     
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    That’s between you and God.
     
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