Minions, ATTACK!

[Monarch]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

 

[Pete7469]

If one of the jobs is mercilessly ridiculing stupid people, I do that for free anyway.

 

[JoeMoma]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

Your first post and you want minions? You have to start out as a minion and work your way up.

 

[Moonglow]

Butterflies clearly never rate for minions, at least intern(free) minions, those are payed for..

 

[Hossfly]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

 

[Coyote]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

Welcome....minions are in low supply here....but I can send you some marshmallows?

 

[Hossfly]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

Welcome....minions are in low supply here....but I can send you some marshmallows?

 

[Marion Morrison]

Well, you may as well meet the unofficial mascot. Maybe you'd like him/it for a minion?

 

[Manonthestreet]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

And whose minion are you

 

[Hossfly]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

And whose minion are you

Around here we call 'em "socks."

 

[Hossfly]

Great news for Coyote ! Since you love chocolate so much, here's some news you'll appreciate.

 

[Coyote]

Great news for Coyote ! Since you love chocolate so much, here's some news you'll appreciate.

Cool! That forms the base of my food pyramid

 

[mdk]

 

[DarkFury]

And we have so many old dirty feet to chose from!

 

[Yousaidwhat]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

 

[Monarch]

If one of the jobs is mercilessly ridiculing stupid people, I do that for free anyway.

You only think you do. That aside, the stupid ridiculing the stupid isn't accomplishing anything. Be my minion and I will show you how to get positive results.

 

[Monarch]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

Your first post and you want minions? You have to start out as a minion and work your way up.

I have no peers. So I could never be a minion.

 

[Monarch]

Butterflies clearly never rate for minions, at least intern(free) minions, those are payed for..

It might be a stupid question, but which would you prefer. To work as a minion for free for somebody with their shit really together or be a paid minion working for somebody who was full of shit.

 

[Monarch]

If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.

And whose minion are you

Nobody's. I am number one. At the top of the heap. With no equals.

 

[Moonglow]

Butterflies clearly never rate for minions, at least intern(free) minions, those are payed for..

It might be a stupid question, but which would you prefer. To work as a minion for free for somebody with their shit really together or be a paid minion working for somebody who was full of shit.

You have your colon packed with shit?