Minions, ATTACK!

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    If I had any minions, that is what I would be ordering them to do. But I don't. That being said, I have some job openings for minions. Anybody interested? But I warn you. The pay is lousy.
     
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    If one of the jobs is mercilessly ridiculing stupid people, I do that for free anyway.
     
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    Your first post and you want minions? You have to start out as a minion and work your way up.
     
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    Butterflies clearly never rate for minions, at least intern(free) minions, those are payed for..
     
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    Welcome....minions are in low supply here....but I can send you some marshmallows?
     
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    Well, you may as well meet the unofficial mascot. Maybe you'd like him/it for a minion?

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    And whose minion are you
     
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    Around here we call 'em "socks."
     
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