Might I Offer Up Some EDITORIAL/proofreading Services to Members?

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  1. fyrenza
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    fyrenza Ariel Looney Supporting Member

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    For MOST of my life,

    I read books,

    and, for a wEnder, SOMEONE that Knew English sort of proofread 'em.

    I'll do it for you.

    I honestly do not mind.

    But PLEASE! NO MORE thAn for thEn,

    nor there, for their, nor they're,

    or ANY more of this bogus bullspit.

    LEARN the language, or don't WRITE it, okay?

    OR

    send it to me, and I'll edit it, WITH YOUR APPROVAL for any modifications,

    'kay?

    My PM is OPEN. My e-addy is available. I HAVE the time, and I can Rest ASSURE you,

    I have the ... not ambition ... but LIKE that!

    WE should know our language;

    WE should be able to speak AND write in our native language.

    WTF is up with this SHIT of not knowing about English lang/words?

    IF you wEnder?

    PM me.

    Although I might mess with you head, if you're TORO,

    OMG! THAT's another one! Your/You're.

    You asshats have MADE me have to do this,

    BUTT,

    I honestly don't mind!

    For realz.

    I love language. It's the ONLY way we have, to SAY shit, you know?
     
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    Luissa Annoying Customer Supporting Member

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    ^^^^ What she said.
     
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    zzzz Just a regular American

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    When they do that it shows character... and indicates the level of intelligence. Of course occasionally we all make mistakes by getting in too much of hurry.
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    Your freeking out.

    We don need no stinkin editers.

    We right Anglish preety good.
     
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    fyrenza Ariel Looney Supporting Member

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    It isn't that I'd want to EDIT you ~

    it's that our communication ability is severely limited if we aren't able to actually TYPE what we mean.

    It isn't something I want to TAKE from you;

    it's just a little something that I'd like to give you.

    For real.
     
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    is that OP supposed to be English?

    :scared:
     
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    Missourian Gold Member

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    M R mice.

    M R not.

    M R 2, C M E T B T feet?

    L, L B, M R mice.


    LOL, IOW...YMMV.
     
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    ^^^^^

    yep
     
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    :lol::lol:
     

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