Mid Life Crises

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    After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said “Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to shag a hot 25-year-old gal every night.

    No I have a $1 million home, $100,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, have a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

    Aren’t older woman great! They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
     
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    Damn.
    Your a little late with the crises there.
    I am 45, married 21 years now. I had my crises in 2001.
    Best year of my life.
    I learned what was important.
     

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