After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said “Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to shag a hot 25-year-old gal every night. No I have a $1 million home, $100,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things. My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, have a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. Aren’t older woman great! They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.