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[CSM]

Don't talk back to yer elders! Least we smit thee! That means we'll take a 2x4 to the side of yer head, PUNK!

yeah. Nothin worse than an old guy sneakin up on ya and wallopin ya wid a 2 x 4

 

[Shattered]

yeah. Nothin worse than an old guy sneakin up on ya and wallopin ya wid a 2 x 4

All sneakability ends when you hit a certain age. Then it's the slow shuffle that gives you away every time. That age is usually...47.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

yeah. Nothin worse than an old guy sneakin up on ya and wallopin ya wid a 2 x 4

I tied bells to your shoes; you aint sneakin' up on shit!

 

[Shattered]

I tied bells to your shoes; you aint sneakin' up on shit!

That actually works. I have bells tied to Skittles.

 

[CSM]

I tied bells to your shoes; you aint sneakin' up on shit!

Bad news for you...you have to sleep sometime. Besides, what makes you think you would be the first? They haven't found any of the others yet!

 

[Shattered]

Bad news for you...you have to sleep sometime. Besides, what makes you think you would be the first? They haven't found any of the others yet!

Friends help you move.
Best friends help you move the bodies.

 

[CSM]

All sneakability ends when you hit a certain age. Then it's the slow shuffle that gives you away every time. That age is usually...47.

That's what makes an attack by an old guy so devastating...it's not the black and blues they get, it's having to explain them!

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Bad news for you...you have to sleep sometime.

Not as much as you!

 

[Mr. P]

I tied bells to your shoes; you aint sneakin' up on shit!

Hell kid, I have bells on my shoes so I always know where I am!
But they have a silencer installed on them as well, try me!

 

[Nienna]

I love this site!!

I would call myself a Kung-Fu Master, but true Kung-Fu Masters don't have to make it known! :

Jeff, I can see the Kung-Fu Master in you, but I'd have to give my vote to Eagle Scout for you. Hope I haven't offended you.

 

[5stringJeff]

Jeff, I can see the Kung-Fu Master in you, but I'd have to give my vote to Eagle Scout for you. Hope I haven't offended you.

Prepare to die!!!

 

[Nienna]

LOL!
:fifty:

 

[theim]

Spillmind, anyone?

It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, congenial and a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. A phalanx of Warriors mobilized to attack the monster, only to be crushed like so many toy tanks under Godzilla's mighty feet. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return. Net life would never be the same. Sadly, many netizens who survive a Godzilla attack will become Xenophobes.

 

[007]

OK..... I'll label myself, before anyone else does...

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

 

[007]

All sneakability ends when you hit a certain age. Then it's the slow shuffle that gives you away every time. That age is usually...47.

47? ... Shit..... I'm screwed...