men

[Sandy73]

Men are like -----------------??????????????


Men are like .... Laxatives ....They irritate the shit out of you..
Men are like .... Bananas .......... The older they get, the less firm they
are.
Men are like .... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like .... Weather .......... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like .... Blenders ......... You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
Men are like .... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &tthey usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like .... Coffee .......... The best ones are rich, warm, &can keep
you up all night long.
Men are like .... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like .... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like .... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like .... Mascara .......... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion..
Men are like .... Popcorn .......... They satisfy you, but only for a little
while..
Men are like .... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last..
Men are like .... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look a t, but not very bright.
Men are like .... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know
!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KLSuddeth]

Oh God I love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap1: :clap1:

 

[5stringJeff]

Originally posted by Sandy73
Men are like .... Mascara .......... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion..

Damn straight!! Who the hell wants to be around a whiny illogical woman in the middle of PMS or a mood swing?!? She starts crying, it's my sign to GO DRINK A BEER!

 

[KLSuddeth]

ha ha - I dont HAVE PMS

I had a hysterectomy so I dont GET pms -

THat means Im just a crab ass ALL the time!

:

 

[dilloduck]

Living with a women going though menopause is like living with Sybil and every personality hates you

 

[Joz]

Originally posted by Sandy73
Men are like -----------------??????????????

Men are like .... Coffee .......... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Gotta love that coffee!!!!

 

[KLSuddeth]

Originally posted by dilloduck
Living with a women going though menopause is like living with Sybil and every personality hates you

I see your life at home doesnt differ a whole bunch from your experience here on this message board.....

 

[Jackass]

Originally posted by KLSuddeth
I see your life at home doesnt differ a whole bunch from your experience here on this message board.....

OUCH!!!

 

[KLSuddeth]

 

[dilloduck]

Originally posted by KLSuddeth
I see your life at home doesnt differ a whole bunch from your experience here on this message board.....

OK KL,

fire away---would love to hear the gossip

not beauty parlor stuff I hope

 

[KLSuddeth]

 

[dilloduck]

:

 

[KLSuddeth]

 

[dilloduck]

DOUBLE OWWEEEE !! I surrender to poop !

 

[Semper Fi]

[not much to say, I just wanted to leave a smilie, too]

 

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Originally posted by Sandy73
Men are like -----------------??????????????

Men are like .... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

I have to agree with tht line... most men i know are "stupid"