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    Men are like -----------------??????????????


    Men are like .... Laxatives ....They irritate the shit out of you..
    Men are like .... Bananas .......... The older they get, the less firm they
    are.
    Men are like .... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.
    Men are like .... Weather .......... Nothing can be done to change them.
    Men are like .... Blenders ......... You need One, but you're not quite sure
    why.
    Men are like .... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &tthey usually head
    right for your hips.
    Men are like .... Coffee .......... The best ones are rich, warm, &can keep
    you up all night long.
    Men are like .... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
    Men are like .... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    Men are like .... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    Men are like .... Mascara .......... They usually run at the first sign of
    emotion..
    Men are like .... Popcorn .......... They satisfy you, but only for a little
    while..
    Men are like .... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how
    many inches you'll get, or how long it will last..
    Men are like .... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look a t, but not very bright.
    Men are like .... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest
    are handicapped
    Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
    understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know
    !!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Oh God I love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap1: :clap1:
     
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    Damn straight!! Who the hell wants to be around a whiny illogical woman in the middle of PMS or a mood swing?!? She starts crying, it's my sign to GO DRINK A BEER!
     
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    ha ha - I dont HAVE PMS

    I had a hysterectomy so I dont GET pms -

    THat means Im just a crab ass ALL the time!

    :p:
     
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    Living with a women going though menopause is like living with Sybil and every personality hates you
     
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    Gotta love that coffee!!!!
     
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    I see your life at home doesnt differ a whole bunch from your experience here on this message board.....
     
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    OUCH!!!
     
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    :D
     
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    OK KL,

    fire away---would love to hear the gossip

    not beauty parlor stuff I hope
     

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