Men - I Can't Believe It - It Finally Happened! An Answer To Our Prayers!

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    When a patron of a bar, restaurant, stadium, airport, amusement park, or movie theater is carrying a beverage and uses a restroom, where is the only place to set their drink? Atop a wet urinal, toilet tank, dirty floor or a sink where it might fall off?

    Let's face it, any of us who has been to a ballgame, visited an amusement park or has been to a bar knows there is no suitable place to rest your beverage when nature calls. That is why our company, Coren, Inc., has developed a unique wall-mounted beverage holder for use in public and portable restrooms. Our patent-pending beverage holder provides a secure, sanitary place for one to rest a drink while using the facilities.

    Our wall-mounted beverage holder is strong enough to hold cans, bottles and large drinking cups or glasses securely in a stall, by a urinal, or next to a sink for convenient access. Aside from the convenience to the user, the beverage holder helps eliminate broken glass and spills that cause safety hazards and can make maintenance difficult.
    More Than Just a Beverage Holder

    The Coren, Inc. wall-mounted beverage holder does more than just give a person a sanitary place to rest a drink while using the restroom. Advertisers can use the wall-mounted beverage holder as a premium, eye-level advertising space.

    Advertisers can display their company or product logo on the beverage holder in front of a captive audience. With the average person spending approximately two to three minutes using the urinal along with those waiting in line, what more effective and innovative way is there to advertise a product or company?

    Our wall-mounted beverage holder gives the benefits of a direct advertising campaign and lets advertisers reach customers that other media often miss or do not reach effectively.

    http://www.coreninc.com/
     

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    I usually don't take my beer (or other glass) to the restroom. I'd be afraid of getting germs or urine in it.
     
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    http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/biology/b103/f02/web2/stan.html

     
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    If I'm in a bar, I always take my beer. You never know who's going to think your beer is an ashtray or something. I always keep my beer close to me.
     
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    I must be the only one that found that article funny.
     
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    Two times in one day I have said this about the same person.

    A personal record.

    Damn I love this woman.
     
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    If I were a bar, restaurant, stadium, airport, amusement park, or movie theater owner,
    that would be the last thing I'd spend money on. Imagine how many drunks will leave
    their drink there because they just forget it, not to mention the fact that my profits don't come
    from a convenient potty visits anyway.
    Sorry no sale...
     
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    Spoken like a true entrenpenuer.............. :clap:
     
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    You just love her for her cookies..:)
     

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