men are such assholes!

[strollingbones]

okay i got this new tower......but when i get the screen i couldnt figure out how to make it bigger....esp when playing cards...the cards are like so tiny it was hard to see....so i have poked this button..clicked here....still just kinda not working....i whine ...i complain...da man ignores me.....i mention not playing cards...nothing....just nothing....sooooooooooo i come home today....

its all big and all....just like i like it...the font and all...damn yall are just nasty at times...

soooooo i ask so innocent like...how did you do this...and he tells me....so not i am sitting here....trying to figure out where the plus or minus button is?

i still miss 311

 

[Baruch Menachem]

On most keyboards, they are after the numbers. Go to Zero and there you are. You have to do capital = to get the plus.

 

[Mr Natural]

So the old man fixed your computer while you were out and you're pissed at him?

Geez, there's no pleasing you people sometimes.

 

[Oddball]

Press "ctrl" and scroll with your mouse wheel.

 

[L.K.Eder]

or get really stylish glasses, like me.

 

[Intense]

Yes Dear! We are born to take the blame!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5XHRo5y5FE]YouTube - Diana Krall - Peel Me a Grape[/ame]

 

[kwc57]

We come from women's bellies, what do you expect?

 

[Intense]

Girls are the Devil!

 

[strollingbones]

o come on he has known this the whole time....sure he fixed it..but not before he was good and ready to fix it...its that passive agressive bullmal....some day i will kill him for it....ooooo and he ask me the other day...what i thought the best way to dispose of a body is.....wth? i told him i was the van der sloot way of leaving it in your hotel room

 

[Samson]

"men are such assholes!"

You sure you didn't mean "White, Middleaged men are such assholes?"

 

[strollingbones]

no i mean all of you swinging dicks...circumized.....uncut...black/white....tiney weenie to the entire package....from age 12 to 70 lol

 

[xsited1]

No only are we assholes, but we have hairy assholes.

 

[Samson]

no i mean all of you swinging dicks...circumized.....uncut...black/white....tiney weenie to the entire package....from age 12 to 70 lol

Your broad-mindedness is comforting.

 

[Ringel05]

No only are we assholes, but we have hairy assholes.

Well, not all. There seems to be a few here that seems to have been smoothed hairless by repeated friction.

 

[Douger]

Damn. Someone didn't get her bubble bath.............. or her bong got stolen .

 

[Immanuel]

o come on he has known this the whole time....sure he fixed it..but not before he was good and ready to fix it...its that passive agressive bullmal....some day i will kill him for it....ooooo and he ask me the other day...what i thought the best way to dispose of a body is.....wth? i told him i was the van der sloot way of leaving it in your hotel room

You know why we do that?

If we jumped every time the old lady said jump exactly when she said jump, we would not even have time to sit and take a crap. Therefore we have to force feed patience down your throats for your own good. Or is it for our own good? Both?

Immie

 

[George Costanza]

As my good friend, David Puddy once said: "That chick's whacked!"

 

[ConHog]

No only are we assholes, but we have hairy assholes.

I wax mine and yes it hurts

HB as someone earlier mentioned hold down control and scroll with mouse wheel forward for larger, backward for smaller.

 

[Samson]

No only are we assholes, but we have hairy assholes.

I wax mine and yes it hurts.

Is that why you wax it?

 

[strollingbones]

i was just wondering why a male who wasnt a submissive would do that?

*looks at samson* what you think hun?