MEN Are LIKE.......

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    Im not into men bashing, however I thought this was kind ofcute......

    Men are Like.........

    Men are like ....Laxatives.......they irritate the shit out of you

    Men are like ....Bananas........the older they get, the less firm they are

    Men are like... Weather......Nothing can be done to change them

    Men are like.. Blenders.... you need one, but your not sure why

    Men are like....Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips

    Mena re like....Commercials...You can't beleive a word they say

    Men are like...Department Stores....their clothes are always 1/2 off

    Men are like...Government Bonds....they take so long to mature

    Men are like...Popcorn.....they satisfy you, but only for a little while

    Men are like..Snowstorms...you never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll gete or how long it will last

    Men are like...Parking Spots...all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

    Im sure you men can think of some good ones for us ladies as well. ;)
     
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    Pretty good Bonnie. Never mind the reverse! :tng:
     
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    I am very glad I'm more woman than man...at least in terms of 'sensativity' :)
     
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    Being Gay has it's advantages :cry:
     
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    All in good fun Evil! I think these things can be said about almost everyone at one time or other :cheers2:
     

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