Men are just like this

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  1. Bonnie
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    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
    > likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
    > see what they do with the money.
    >
    > The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
    her
    > hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
    > nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
    > attractive for him because she loves him so much.
    >
    > The man was impressed.
    >
    > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
    > golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
    As
    > she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money
    on
    > him because she loves him so much.
    >
    > Again, the man is impressed.
    >
    > The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several !
    > times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder
    > in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
    > because she loves him so much.
    >
    > Obviously, the man was impressed.
    >
    > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
    > money he'd given her.
    >
    > Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
    >
    > Men are like that, you know.
     
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    i would have married the third one and sent her to a plastic surgeon
     
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    Damn--we are---getting burned by big boobs will make ya think twice tho----you may make the same mistake again but at least you will have thought about twice. :boobies:
     
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    But lucky guy that you are that wasn't necessary ;)
     
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    Ok Manu---you holding out on us here ??? fess up !
     
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    I choose #3..Don't care about her boobs, she has a brain! ;)
     
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    Goin staight for the money maker huh?? J/K
     
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    A man asks a woman to marry him.

    Woman says, "No".

    He lives happily ever after.
     
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    LOL think so huh?? :whip:
     
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    Present company excepted of course!
    :stupid:
     

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