I pulled up to my local Chinese food joint last week, to pick myself up a little dinner. As I approached the door I could see that a tall gentleman was standing just inside. He opened the door for me ... a nice looking guy ... I thanked him and he went on his merry way. I stood at the counter for about a minute before someone came to help me. Another minute or two for my transaction, put my wallet back in my bag, sunglasses on, I grabbed the bag of food and my keys. As I opened the door and walked out into the sunlight, the guy who opened the door for me was sitting there on his Harley looking at me. A second later he turned and started riding away. It was one of those .... moments ... one that reminds me how much I love being a woman. I couldn't help but wish to jump on and go for a good long ride on his hog! ( motorcycle reference ) Anyway, I driving home this afternoon and I see in my driver's side mirror, a man on a Harley coming up on me in the high-speed lane. What got my attention was the fact that he wasn't wearing a shirt. Just a pair of jeans and some work boots. At first I thought .... mmmmm ... then I thought, how stupid can one be? Does he not realize that he can kiss all his beautiful suntanned skin good-bye if his body hits the pavement? He pulled in front of me and I was okay with that. It gave me something to look at. Not too long after, he comes upon a friend in a construction type truck in the lane to the right. Oh he says hi and the driver of the truck says hi. They're going back and forth, driving about 20 mph. I was patient up until the point where all the traffic in front of them had moved way up ahead. Traffic on both my sides, I couldn't go anywhere. The opportunity came for me to step on the gas and pass them on the left. As I did, I look in my rearview mirror and the guy on the motorcycle gives me the finger! I watched as they continued to drive and chat while traffic piled up behind them. Seriously, what a self-absorbed ignorant prick! But the guy at the Chinese place ..... yeah.