- Sep 22, 2013
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Can eco-politics be a library of folklore?
Anyone a fan of FernGully?
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American journalists were saying that U.S. First Lady Melania Trump was suddenly interested in eco-consciousness and eco-activism groups such as the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation! Mrs. Trump did care about how American companies were monitored in terms of industrial pollution and the mishandling of toxic-waste. Mrs. Trump started distributing paintings of the eco-conscious comic book anti-hero Swamp Thing to Washington's public schools as symbols of political passion towards eco-policies (and philosophy). Mrs. Trump even hung a painting of Swamp Thing in the White House!
As expected, not every American believed Mrs. Trump's deeds were sincere. A psychotic serial-killer known as the 'Night-Slasher' began roaming the streets of New York that summer with a terrible knife-blade weapon he called the 'ripper.' Night-Slasher (real name: Thomas Hewitt) was once an employee for British Petroleum (BP) but when he was laid off, his wife left him (for a wealthy friend of his), driving Thomas insane and turning him into an anti-social psycho. Night-Slasher/Hewitt believed he was some kind of 'society corruption prophet.' Night-Slasher did not believe the First Lady had any true intention to promote eco-consciousness (so he vowed to kill her!).
As expected, the Night-Slasher had a childish fetish (as most psychotics do!). Night-Slasher was obsessed with the Japanese anime film Space Adventure: Cobra which featured a daring female crusader named Jane Royal. Night-Slasher was also a fan of Koji-music and carried a vintage 1980s audio-tape which contained the Koji-song "Hemlock." Night-Slasher would blast his Koji tape in his custom-installed tape-player in his 2010 Nissan Pathfinder while his car-DVD-player played Space Adventure: Cobra. Night-Slasher was convinced that the best way to promote 'passion' in American society was to endorse high levels of testosterone-based punk-rock ethos-oriented human rage!
An angel of heaven realized there was a great tribulation on Earth involving eco-consciousness and capitalism-related society problems in America. This angel (Radha) descended to Earth with green wings and an invisibility-cloak and whispered words of wisdom in the ear of the First Lady, urging her to continue to seek eco-political initiatives to endorse in the public spotlight. Radha then turned her attention to the police and decided to help them by offering them clues to how to apprehend the dreaded Night-Slasher who had already killed 4 Washington cops. Radha wanted the Trump Administration first and foremost to be capable of dealing with the modern anathema of mishandled toxic-waste.
Angels are ministers of great wisdom, and Radha was one of God's favorite angels(!). Radha urged American kids to purchase Toxic Waste Sour Candy (a popular nifty brand of candy with the eco-caricature name 'Toxic Waste') and motivate their parents to get involved in eco-oriented community passion (e.g., neighbourhood trash pick-up). Radha knew the best way to defeat the sort of democratic cynicism espoused by the Night-Slasher was to distribute consumerism-based values-oriented novelty-items (e.g., Toxic Waste Sour Candy). Would America prevail over the forces of eco-murder?
GOD: Radha has done great work for Earth!
SATAN: Yes, I think the Night-Slasher will disappear...
GOD: Indeed; Melania Trump can feel safe again.
SATAN: Eco-politics is a tricky game now.
GOD: Yes, industrial toxic-waste is not a 'convenient' subject.
SATAN: The mishandling of toxic-waste is a modern anathema...
GOD: I agree; perhaps Toxic Waste Sour Candy will be like Easter eggs!
SATAN: That's the hope; mankind needs to think of capitalism-ornaments optimistically.
GOD: Can there be a more practical 'consumerism aesthetic' in America?
SATAN: Sure. Just look at what Apple Computers did for tech-use youthfulness!
GOD: I suppose then that Melania Trump can be a confident 'capitalism diplomat.'
SATAN: The Night-Slasher's reign is over...
GOD: Perhaps mythological goddesses and avatars (e.g., Kali, Wonder Woman) are inspiring.
SATAN: Yes, Kali (Hindu goddess-avatar of female rage) has been referenced by feminists.
GOD: Feminists are concerned about the violence of capitalism...
SATAN: They have a right to be, and American and men can be complacent about trust.
GOD: Let's promote the eco-consciousness film Bio-Dome.
SATAN: Let democracy reign!
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Anyone a fan of FernGully?
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American journalists were saying that U.S. First Lady Melania Trump was suddenly interested in eco-consciousness and eco-activism groups such as the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation! Mrs. Trump did care about how American companies were monitored in terms of industrial pollution and the mishandling of toxic-waste. Mrs. Trump started distributing paintings of the eco-conscious comic book anti-hero Swamp Thing to Washington's public schools as symbols of political passion towards eco-policies (and philosophy). Mrs. Trump even hung a painting of Swamp Thing in the White House!
As expected, not every American believed Mrs. Trump's deeds were sincere. A psychotic serial-killer known as the 'Night-Slasher' began roaming the streets of New York that summer with a terrible knife-blade weapon he called the 'ripper.' Night-Slasher (real name: Thomas Hewitt) was once an employee for British Petroleum (BP) but when he was laid off, his wife left him (for a wealthy friend of his), driving Thomas insane and turning him into an anti-social psycho. Night-Slasher/Hewitt believed he was some kind of 'society corruption prophet.' Night-Slasher did not believe the First Lady had any true intention to promote eco-consciousness (so he vowed to kill her!).
As expected, the Night-Slasher had a childish fetish (as most psychotics do!). Night-Slasher was obsessed with the Japanese anime film Space Adventure: Cobra which featured a daring female crusader named Jane Royal. Night-Slasher was also a fan of Koji-music and carried a vintage 1980s audio-tape which contained the Koji-song "Hemlock." Night-Slasher would blast his Koji tape in his custom-installed tape-player in his 2010 Nissan Pathfinder while his car-DVD-player played Space Adventure: Cobra. Night-Slasher was convinced that the best way to promote 'passion' in American society was to endorse high levels of testosterone-based punk-rock ethos-oriented human rage!
An angel of heaven realized there was a great tribulation on Earth involving eco-consciousness and capitalism-related society problems in America. This angel (Radha) descended to Earth with green wings and an invisibility-cloak and whispered words of wisdom in the ear of the First Lady, urging her to continue to seek eco-political initiatives to endorse in the public spotlight. Radha then turned her attention to the police and decided to help them by offering them clues to how to apprehend the dreaded Night-Slasher who had already killed 4 Washington cops. Radha wanted the Trump Administration first and foremost to be capable of dealing with the modern anathema of mishandled toxic-waste.
Angels are ministers of great wisdom, and Radha was one of God's favorite angels(!). Radha urged American kids to purchase Toxic Waste Sour Candy (a popular nifty brand of candy with the eco-caricature name 'Toxic Waste') and motivate their parents to get involved in eco-oriented community passion (e.g., neighbourhood trash pick-up). Radha knew the best way to defeat the sort of democratic cynicism espoused by the Night-Slasher was to distribute consumerism-based values-oriented novelty-items (e.g., Toxic Waste Sour Candy). Would America prevail over the forces of eco-murder?
GOD: Radha has done great work for Earth!
SATAN: Yes, I think the Night-Slasher will disappear...
GOD: Indeed; Melania Trump can feel safe again.
SATAN: Eco-politics is a tricky game now.
GOD: Yes, industrial toxic-waste is not a 'convenient' subject.
SATAN: The mishandling of toxic-waste is a modern anathema...
GOD: I agree; perhaps Toxic Waste Sour Candy will be like Easter eggs!
SATAN: That's the hope; mankind needs to think of capitalism-ornaments optimistically.
GOD: Can there be a more practical 'consumerism aesthetic' in America?
SATAN: Sure. Just look at what Apple Computers did for tech-use youthfulness!
GOD: I suppose then that Melania Trump can be a confident 'capitalism diplomat.'
SATAN: The Night-Slasher's reign is over...
GOD: Perhaps mythological goddesses and avatars (e.g., Kali, Wonder Woman) are inspiring.
SATAN: Yes, Kali (Hindu goddess-avatar of female rage) has been referenced by feminists.
GOD: Feminists are concerned about the violence of capitalism...
SATAN: They have a right to be, and American and men can be complacent about trust.
GOD: Let's promote the eco-consciousness film Bio-Dome.
SATAN: Let democracy reign!
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