Medicare Part G

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Medicare Part G

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of
yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no
Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You
may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent
to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals
a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning,
cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new
teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid,
new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all
covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often
as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that
just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more
income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, go enjoy
the weekend!
 
Medicare Part G

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of
yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no
Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You
may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent
to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals
a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning,
cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new
teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid,
new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all
covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often
as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that
just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more
income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, go enjoy
the weekend!

Or

You can start a charity to help those elderly needing help...

Or

Why not let them live with you?

Why are you so hateful that you want to send the poor to jail?
 
Medicare Part G

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of
yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no
Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

Easy. Hire a 22-year-old Icelandic girl ( or guy as the case may be) to take care of your every need.
 
You could plan for this by

1. Saving your money; or

2. Buying insurance that will cover home care or nursing home stays.

Why not take responsibility for your own welfare instead of depending on the fucking government to bail you out when it is time to face the consequences of poor planning?


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