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An Israeli doctor says:
"Medicine in my country is so
> advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
> another, and have him
>looking for work in six weeks."
>
>
>A German doctor says:
"That is nothing; we can take
> a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
> for work in four
>weeks."
>
>
>A Russian doctor says:
"In my country, medicine is so
> advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
> another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
>
>
>An ILLINOIS doctor, says:
"You guys are way behind. We
> recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS, put him
>in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking
>for work.
"Medicine in my country is so
> advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
> another, and have him
>looking for work in six weeks."
>
>
>A German doctor says:
"That is nothing; we can take
> a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
> for work in four
>weeks."
>
>
>A Russian doctor says:
"In my country, medicine is so
> advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
> another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
>
>
>An ILLINOIS doctor, says:
"You guys are way behind. We
> recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS, put him
>in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking
>for work.
