An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so > advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in > another, and have him >looking for work in six weeks." > > >A German doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take > a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking > for work in four >weeks." > > >A Russian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so > advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in > another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." > > >An ILLINOIS doctor, says: "You guys are way behind. We > recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS, put him >in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking >for work.