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    An Israeli doctor says:

    "Medicine in my country is so
    > advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
    > another, and have him
    >looking for work in six weeks."
    >
    >
    >A German doctor says:

    "That is nothing; we can take
    > a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
    > for work in four
    >weeks."
    >
    >
    >A Russian doctor says:

    "In my country, medicine is so
    > advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
    > another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
    >
    >
    >An ILLINOIS doctor, says:

    "You guys are way behind. We
    > recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS, put him
    >in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking
    >for work.
     

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